Saturday night

72% Normal
18 Comments

So. My neighbor and I are sitting on my porch with the Xmas lights on and we're having our annual Cheesy Dog and Champagne night after playing a round of "toss the ferret" in the kitchen. Do you think we're rednecks?

Voting Results
72% Normal
Based on 123 votes (89 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 18 )
  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    you have to watch nascar and fuck your cousins to be real rednecks

    that's one of the advantages of being a redneck, you bone your hot cousins and it's considered normal

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • converseandcake
    13 years ago

    porch; not redneck.
    christmas lights; either. depends on time of year.
    cheesy dog; redneck.
    champagne; not redneck.
    tossing the ferret; redneck. and also WTH?!

    there. easy as.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • lk4me
    14 years ago

    well, the champagne bit is most definitely NOT redneck.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • Catinthehat
    14 years ago

    Rednecks don't own ferrets or drink champagne. They own one-eyed mongrels and drink whatever is on sale at the Piggly Wiggly.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • Ilikedodgetrucks
    10 years ago

    Depends... Are you in WV

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    You might be a redneck.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Gullart
    14 years ago

    Such things doesn't exist.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    question: what is 'tossing the ferret'?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • GreyScale
    15 years ago

    Considering I have no idea what a cheesy dog is and what "tossing the ferret" means...

    How amusing.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • sperminator
    15 years ago

    get a fucking life trailor trash!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Miss_Charlie
    15 years ago

    yes ur a "red neck"

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Astinos
    15 years ago

    You must live in a trailer

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    DONT you DARE use the word 'GAY' in this context you phucking pleb!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    OK, so my keyboard went dyslexic! sogn = sign lmfao

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    But are your wind chimes empty beer cans? THATS the real sogn of a red neck!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • cpg123
    15 years ago

    yes u are

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    Well Yeah I would think you fall into the category of "red Necks".

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    You are a redneck... You are gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    -1
    -1