Satan is much more powerful than god.

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Let's pretend God and Satan are about even in all their stats and attributes: what if God lost that first attack on him by satan purposely, and let satan have heaven as his own domain? What if God just let's satan do whatever he wants because he just doesn't give a shit about anything but fornicating with his thousands of female angels? What if satan is infinitely more powerful than god, but allows him to live? (he's the real god, and suppressed his actual power before so god wouldn't die.)

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Comments ( 8 )
  • Cheet0
    7 years ago

    Uh, neither..? Both are all figment of your imagination

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  • Goku19
    7 years ago

    What if you and Satan are thrown away in hell ? Then you both see each other's power of screaming. LOL !

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    • worm
      7 years ago

      It's not my fault.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Godzilla can beat them both with one arm tied behind his back.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    You had me at Lets pretend.

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  • CarlTheBugFucker
    7 years ago

    Stan is stronger than Satan.

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    Yeah, let's pretend ... let's pretend there's a god and there's a satan ... why bother?

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  • srotoys
    7 years ago

    Depending on what religion you are satan may not even exist. Some say God and Satan are both man made to help some of us get through the day. If in your mind there is a character having lots of sex perhaps that is what you might like as well?

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