Sand sex, iin?

I love to have sex on the beach, my partner being the moist sand. I push myself into the sand and work my magic. It feels so nice when the tide comes in. After I'm done, I swear that I can hear an "ahh". Is this normal?

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Based on 45 votes (17 yes)
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  • seekelp

    "I swear that I can hear an "ahh"."

    Sounds like a ghost.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Sounds more like a beach troll.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Watch out, you could get crabs doing this.

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    • sega31098

      Or even worse, cone snails.

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  • green_boogers

    Wear a condom to stop uncomfortable abrasion.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Whoa. PAINFUL!

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  • slings_and_arrows

    Wasn't expecting that lol. Thought it was gonna be about sand going up your bum..,but maybe you like that...

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  • Legion

    The fantasy is normal, and quite common. but its one of those fantasies that doesn't work out so well for real. At best it's disappointing, at worst, very painful.

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  • cumm_guzzlah

    I went to a nude beach in the summer. it was fun.. had a few beers, smoked some weed, hung out, got intoxicated in the process. to make along story short, i ended up fucking and sucking in the sand. I inadvertently got stand in my anus. it took a few poops to get out and got really irritated in the process.

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  • Nokiot9

    "Awww kyle. Did u get sand in ur vagina? Does it itch?"

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