Revenge is a motherfucker

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Last night my wife got embarrassing drunk at a friend's party. She is not used to drinking lots of alcohol. She got ridiculous so we had to leave the party. On the way home she threw up all over our car. Then she threw up all over me as I was dragging her inside. I had to stand her up while cleaning her in the shower. After finally getting her to bed I spent the next 2 hours cleaning up the mess she made. She was passed out cold when I decided to get my revenge. So I sat on her face, buck naked, and released a long and loud stinky fart! I know that you usually don't smell your own farts but this one was really rank. I had to open our bedroom window. She slept like a baby throughout the whole experience. She'll never know how I degraded her in this disgusting way! That's the beauty of my revenge. Now I feel so much better!

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  • charli.m
    6 years ago

    I don't know why you think you're such a clever, funny troll. You're clearly operating with sub par intelligence.

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  • GeniusGirl
    6 years ago

    you should of recorded the act and uploaded it, That, my friend is REVENGE, Its only revenge when the guilty party experiences some public humiliation, call yourself a man lol

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  • Ratmansbitch
    6 years ago

    Doesn't seem good enough to be an act of revenge to be honest.

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