Revealing i'm a basement dweller to a date

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There's this "mom's basement" stigma I'm worried about revealing it to a girl I'm dating if it gets to the point where I'm inviting her over. I pay rent and have an upflush toilet and shower but I have to go through my mom's kitchen to get to the basement. Also my place has a very faint feces smell because a pipe from the toilet exploded a few months ago and sprayed shit everywhere.

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Nothing puts a woman in the mood for a passion fueled fuckfest quite like the faint smell of feces.

    Seriously, buy some Fabreze and clean the shit up on the double.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Alright you sexy beast, TALK ABOUT IT! I am getting horny!
      Who wouldn't be turned on by the smell of feces?

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      • CozmoWank
        5 years ago

        I'm allured by the olfactory siren song of the blue water in a porta-potty. Marinating in the heat of summer and garnished with a sprinkling of toilet tissue and various food items. I feel myself turning into a sexual savage at just the mention. It's as if my penis throbs to to an unheard jungle drum beat. It's getting louder and faster. I have no choice but to answer it's call.

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        • CozmoWank
          5 years ago

          Oogah Chaka.
          Oogah Chaka,
          Oogah oogah oogah chaka.

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          • leggs91200
            5 years ago

            So you get horny and start singing this song?
            It is "Hooked on a feeling" by Blue suede.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

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      • Tato
        5 years ago

        Somebody's looking for a blumpkin tonight?

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago

    If you have a job and goals living at mom's isn't a big deal. Wallowing in feces IS.

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    Ok let me say this, the poop smell would be a immediate no go. The basement I wouldn't care as long as you are a hard worker n r just doing it to save money however if your one if those man child pathetic men not the cute fun man children then yea pretty undateable otherwise it wouldn't matter to me

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    Apart from the smell, there's nothing wrong with it.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    You NEED to clean up the residual poo, before inviting anything to visit your subterranean abode there, champ.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Why would he NEED to do that?

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        ... because there shouldn't be a poo smell.

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  • JD777
    5 years ago

    Then move out of mom's basement.

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