Rate yourself as a pervert, 1 being the least serious, 10 the worst.

Admit it! You are a sex addict and a pervert. The only question is how severe your addiction is.

Rate yourself as being a pervert on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least severe and 10 being the most.

Do it! It is your only chance to be cured and returned to society. Wait a minute. Society is fucking pervert as well. Oh well, just rate yourself and you might get a free kick on the ass. (We know some of you might even get an orgasm from it.)

10 - I am the f**king pervert that are depicted in movies. 20
9 - 2
8 - 7
7 - 11
6 - What? She's only my first cousin! Is what I did to her wrong? 6
5 - I didn't do it! I only talked about it on IIN! 14
4 - 5
3 - 5
2 - 4
1 - Call me Mr. Future Pervert Jr. 3
0 - This option is for others to comment 3
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Comments ( 30 )
  • charli.m

    Great, we've got ourselves Allistalla 2.0...

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  • shuggy-chan

    I broke the scale

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      *picks up the pieces of the scale*

      One hundred and ten bucks! That scale cost one hundred and ten dollars and you broke it like it was some sort of children's toy! You should be ashamed!

      *throws the pieces at you*

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      What's the title of your new movie?

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  • DemonicFortuneCookie

    69.

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  • rayb12

    Scale doesn't go high enough

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  • Aries

    10

    still love me xD

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  • Voray

    5 xD

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  • randypete

    10 AND PROUD

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  • Riddler

    Pervert? Well what qualifys one as a pervert? I do have a lot of perversions but I dont generally speak about it. I keep my perverted nature to myself. As well as that when I am helping others usually with good intentions. So I dont have a hidden agenda like getting someone to sleep with me. So do I qualify?

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  • green_boogers

    I am buck naked vacationing at a nudist resort this week. I figure that makes me an 8.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I am a 48 year old, fat, basement dwelling, sexually frustrated, virgin man in the body of a 22 year old woman.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      I run 30-min therapy session but will give you 10 minutes extra free of charge. See you in your basement.

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  • VSpnklvr

    In my mind I'd say a 7 or an 8. But in public and real life probably closer to a 4 or 5. I've had my share of really perverted thoughts, never acted upon any of them though. I think deep down we all have our own perverted tendencies.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      If allowed by law, I think all males would run around naked, for crying out loud.

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      • VSpnklvr

        Oh I would definetly be naked more often. However not all the time as there are just somethings that should not be done naked. Like running a chainsaw for example.

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          Or heavy machinery, for that matter. ;)

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  • Holzman_67

    whatever its called when you look for slightly too long at an attractive girl

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      That's not so bad, is it?

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      • Holzman_67

        I rated myself a 3.

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          3 is on the weak side, I think. Time for that blue pill, yes?

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          • Holzman_67

            viagra?

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  • LizardSkin

    3 or 4 at the worst.

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  • Redcoats

    Oh you have no idea (:<

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    • Mytwin295

      at first I thought you were frowning with a unibrow

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      • omghahahawasbanned

        Hahaha

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    • Holzman_67

      are you named after the band? if so, nice!

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      • Redcoats

        Why yes it is (:

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      You have pervert stamped on your forehead. Of course we know! ;)

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  • BobbyTheBear

    11.

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