Quotes that make stealing seem okay

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i want to know some quotes about stealing that make it seem ok if you have any i would really appreciate an answer or two in the comments

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  • modernism
    8 years ago

    "Stealing someone else's words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own."

    Maybe not the type of stealing you were referring to, but it's still... semi-relevant.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    It ain't illegal if you don't get caught. So don't get caught.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    God helps those who help themselves

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    "What's mine is mine and what's your is mine."

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      Ha Ha, check out Youtube for Open Slather with Magda Zubanski doing a fantastic parody (or is it a portrayal?) of the richest woman in the world (from her father's mines), Australia's own Gina Rinehart (Minehart) - "Mine, Mine, Mine!"

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    "If nobody saw it, it didnt happen"

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    How about
    "I'm just a kid, I'm starving, and I've been begging for money all day to no avail. Bitch has gotta eat."

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    ROBIN HADE

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      Is that an Irish accent?

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    No, because stealing isn't okay!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      key word "seem"

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      • VinnyB
        8 years ago

        If it doesn't have to be right it just has to make it "seem" ok then I'm going with...

        "Stealing is OK"

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  • Riddler
    8 years ago

    "Its only wrong if you get caught" Which applys to all crime really. Which I personally think is terrible ethics

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  • Unimportant
    8 years ago

    Why exactly do you need those?

    Have you stolen something and need to explain yourself?

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    "I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents, but I can't feed in the powerless when my cup's already overfilled.... I'm going hungry."

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    "No really, I want you to take it. I only have this because I knew someday you'd want it but you're a cheap fucker and don't want to buy it so here, while I'm not looking just grab it and go, you filth."

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    • Tommythecat.
      8 years ago

      Haha cast out thy filth!

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        Haha that word has become a staple in my vobirdulary.

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  • galen
    8 years ago

    "Property is theft." --Proudhon

    "Expropriate the expropriators!"; in other words, "Steal back what was stolen!" --Lenin

    No, I am neither an anarchist nor a commie, I just pass along these quotes because you asked. :)

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  • Teh4HorsMen
    8 years ago

    "I wanted it more than he did."

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