Putting weird stuff in food

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I have a lot of litte habits I've developed to amuse myself with my family that they don't know about. One of them is I like to put weird stuff in their food to see if they notice. Like I've slipped in cut-off cat whiskers into Hamburger Helper or used coffee grounds into cookie dough. They don't ever notice but I think it's so funny I can hardly keep a straight face. Is this normal?

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  • Rockgurrl
    15 years ago

    Poor cat now it has to get whisker extensions.

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    Someone needs to spank your ass.

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    • [Old Memory]
      16 years ago

      Too bad they can't nowadays, because of the whole child abuse thing.

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      • i_am_cornholio
        15 years ago

        fuck that! When I was a kid, I got the wooden spoon to my ass. And if I have kids, they'd get spankings as well when they misbehaved.

        There is a difference between discipline and child abuse, and I'll stand by that.

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      • [Old Memory]
        16 years ago

        You can spank your kid you just cant beat the shit out of them. There is more leeway on it then people think.

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  • Incen
    15 years ago

    This is hilarious.
    Coffee bean grounds might taste good in cookies... hmm

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    normal.....its fucking hilarious and mean lol

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  • BilboBaggins
    16 years ago

    are u guys for real or just playing? i don't think it's that bad plus it's funny.

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  • logchuck
    16 years ago

    please stop, just think of how you would feel if you found out they did it to you

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    The coffee idea sounds great!

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  • EzioAuditore
    12 years ago

    If you're doing it for real, plz stop. Cause it's seriously crazy.

    But if it's 'bout a one-day prank or sth I don't see anything wrong with it.
    But from how you wrote that text I can say that ur case is the first one.
    Well, to be honest I did it once...I swapped the sugar jar with a salt jar in my friends house (He lives alone), I couldn't stop laughing that day, he was like, fucked up when he tasted a super-salty cup of milk...

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  • Leziath
    12 years ago

    You shouldn't cut off a cat's whiskers, it's be like someone temporarily blinding you or making you wear thick gloves so you couldn't feel anything.

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  • littlekitty42310
    12 years ago

    haha this made me laugh.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    i do that too. haha its hillarious cause its so stupid haha

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  • playgroundhound
    13 years ago

    this is disturbing. you ought to be truly ashamed of yourself.

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  • iLuvAnimalzz33
    13 years ago

    cat whiskers? did you know that cats actually NEED those?!

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  • t99206
    13 years ago

    I have added cum to my own food and to food for co-workers, and piss to a co-workers soda

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  • yourenottheonlyone
    13 years ago

    thats not normal but its friggen funny! A CAT WHISKER!! LOL!!

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  • crazykittens
    13 years ago

    CAT WHISKERS? OH PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Sound like sumething I would do

    If I was five

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  • beyourpet
    14 years ago

    lol yeah i don't think so.
    you're probably going to like poison everyone one day. have fun with that...

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I would kill you if I found out you did that to my food.

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  • PikaPuff
    14 years ago

    There are nerves in cat whiskers, and when you cut them off it really hurts them. Basically you're admitting to be an animal abuser, doing that.

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  • mdrnhippy
    14 years ago

    eeeeew. this is mean. plus simply amusing yourself with these jokes is weird.

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  • Schythl
    14 years ago

    I would go puke now, if it wasn't for the whiskers jammed in my throathole.

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  • Shenmue
    14 years ago

    I like you

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  • tigsy100
    14 years ago

    It's fine if u do it as a joke like just once bit doing it over and over again isn't fair and if they ever see u putting things in their food they will be realy mad and upset, I have done something like this but I did it because I got realy angry with what my dad said to me.. I spat in his coffee and he drank it and he didn't know but thts before I got anger management lol but seriously it's not fair an u would like it if they did it to u

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  • Malfoy
    14 years ago

    Cum in the food

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  • nothing2
    14 years ago

    probably a mental hospital soon. criminal insane maybe

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  • yo_momma
    14 years ago

    thats funny kinda weird but funny i hate to eat with u but im gona try it now

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  • alexlong
    14 years ago

    lol thats right fucked up man

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  • Solimorphic
    15 years ago

    Scary to know that (at this time) 12%% consider this normal.

    Think of all the restaurants you go to.

    Bon appetit!

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  • jillian
    15 years ago

    wow... thats not normal, but i want to do it. lol

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  • cellardoordayna
    15 years ago

    ahaha, I'm going to do that from now on.

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  • CuppycakeXD
    15 years ago

    Ewww.
    Don't do the cat whisker thing. LOL
    But hey I like what you do. XD

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    LOL.

    A Cat hair whisker? Hahah...sounds like something I would do!

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  • cookeh_dough
    15 years ago

    Hahahaha
    go die please! =)
    thank you!

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    • Kameshee
      14 years ago

      good point. :)

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  • mm_2184
    16 years ago

    when you get old enough im sure all the food will contain semen........but what you dont know is that the help at the Burger King does the same thing to YOUR food and they just laugh and laugh..........

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    Just be careful no one puts anti freeze in your food like a woman here did.

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    ever tried cuntilingus delight?

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  • mişah
    13 years ago

    your parents or guardians or whatever need to beat you. screw child protection laws. my mom beat the shit out of me daily. made me a better person.

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