Putting sleep apnea machine hose in my ass

You obviously didn't read the instructions carefully enough

Does it make you stop snoring?

Get back under the bridge, you pathetic degenerate!

youll blow up like that kid in the willy wonka movie

You should read the instructions instead of just whatever random hole comes to mind first you kook.

I think you're using it incorrectly

Can you describe the experience of doing this in as much detail as possible? You cannot possibly post something on this issue too long and detailed for me to read it.

While it’s normal to stimulate or pleasure your anus, it is unwise to use your sleep apnea hose to do so. Invest in a proper butt plug, anal beads, dildo, vibrator or sex toy.

By using your sleep apnea hose, you are introducing bacteria directly into your nose and lungs which is extremely unhealthy. Whereas sex toys are relatively cheap (a heck of a lot cheaper than trying to sterilize your equipment or replacing it) and discreet.

I have heard of blowing smoke up someone's ass and I guess for the one named SmokeEverything these two things could go hand in hand, you could use the apnea machine to blow the smoke and they could use it to smoke it, sounds like the perfect evening

Hahahahaha then u smell ur ass all night hahaha BITCH

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Dont you need to sanitize those hoses daily?