Putting dicks through a meat grinder?

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I really like the idea of putting penises through a hand-cranked meat grinder. It's....so....PERFECT.

I'd have a tub full of penises of all sizes and colors, grab a handful and squash them down into the grinder and proceed to crank, watch it come out the other end as unrecognizable 'meat'.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    You are one sadistic bastard. This is sick and I do not know how you think this is normal. Get some therapy but dont mutilated the doctor.

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  • Ijustknowimweird
    11 years ago

    Troll

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      No.

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  • moomus
    11 years ago

    I'd like to put my exes dick through a meat grinder. While its still attached to him.

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  • sega31098
    11 years ago

    Maybe that's what in my hamburgers.

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  • disfunkshinal
    11 years ago

    Ewww. Sicko. I'm pretty sick myself and I usually don't call people sickos unless I'm sure they're going to be serial killers or rapists in the near future.

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    That's horrible!

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Where does one acquire a tub of penises?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I wish I knew! I've got the meat grinder, all I'm missing is a tub of dicks. I am trying to track down Lorena Bobbitt for some advice.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        You might get better advice from certain chains of burger restaurants. They do it on a larger scale.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          It has to be human dicks. I actually do have a bull dick cane and a scrotum bag.

          http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/authentic-bull-cane.aspx?a=904161

          http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/bullie-bag.aspx?a=913208

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Do they have to be from people still alive? I mean, if you want mine after I'm dead, I'd donate it to you.

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