Put cigarettes out on my testicles

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I really want hot girls to put out their cigarettes on my testicles. I've only ever asked them whilst drunk and then when they were like "wtf" I just laughed and said I was joking, but I really want hot sexy women to stub out cigarettes right on my scrotum and drip candle wax on it. Any ideas for how to achieve this without being called a weirdo, also does anyone else fantasize about this?

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Try stapling your penis to the underside of a rat.

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  • XYXY
    5 years ago

    Why stop there, you could douse them in petrol and set light to them!

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      That could do some long-term damage

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Wimp. Have them snub them out in your urethra. If you like pain, that'll push buttons for you.

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      I really want to try sounding

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    Just tell them you are interested in ball busting. And I mean ball busting feels good yea really good nut damn a cigarette? Dude you as Cray Cray as my cousin

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      I loooooove ball busting, have you ever tried it?

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      • curious-bunny
        5 years ago

        Only solo, some times I can climax from simply squeezing my nuts really hard, and only doing that. But yea ball busting is freaking wonderfull, I'm going to miss it when I get them removed

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        • bigbudchonga
          5 years ago

          Do you get to keep them? You could still squeeze them as you get yourself off, although I get that it wouldn't be the same.

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          • curious-bunny
            5 years ago

            Honestly I don't know if I get to, yea wouldn't be the sane, I guess I'm not 100% on getting the surgery and I know my boyfriend doesn't want me to get it. But even if I do it won't be for sone tine so I still have a few years to bruise and destroy them

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            • bigbudchonga
              5 years ago

              If you do get the surgery then just before you do you should really do loads to them, like put cigarettes out on them or use a cheese grater or something. You're lucky to have a partner who will engage in that sort of stuff, I wish I could find a girl who would put cigarettes out on my testicles.

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    they might as well because you are not using them .

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  • Jaystr
    5 years ago

    Oh that makes my nuggets hurt just thinking about it

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      It makes me aroused, sure it would hurt, but I think you would get used to it

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      • Jaystr
        5 years ago

        You do know that the ember of a cigarette burns at 2,000°

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        • bigbudchonga
          5 years ago

          No I didn't. :/ What if I left it a few days to heal before I did it again, and only used 2/3 cigarettes in one session?

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          • Jaystr
            5 years ago

            You'll still get an infection from doing it

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            • bigbudchonga
              5 years ago

              I could put savlon on after. Are you sure it won't be sterile because it's effectively quarterized?

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    It's just weird. Are you a masochist?

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    • bigbudchonga
      5 years ago

      Yes, hardcore

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