Proton, electron or neutron?

In general, which of these describes you best? Think about it.

Positive 22
Negative 38
Neutral 61
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  • dom180

    At first I thought proton, since protons are positive and I think of myself as fairly positive too. Definitely not electron, although everyone has electron moments sometimes (and I'm taller than average, so electrons are much too small for me :P). On the other hand, protons are attracted to electrons and I'm not often attracted to negative people who only see the worst in things. That said, those people are still much better than neutrons, who have no charge at all! :O

    Can I be a quark instead? I could be "strangeness" and a decent "charm" sometimes... I don't mind so long as I'm not "bottom" D:

    (EDIT: Okay fine, maybe I can be "bottom", but only if you're a lady quark.)

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    • howaminotmyself

      This made me giggle, just a little. :)

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      • dom180

        What can I say? I'm a free radical :P

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        • howaminotmyself

          Is that a hadron, or are you just happy to see me? :P

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      Thanks for bringing up quarks. I knew nothing about them before you did so. They would certainly make for a good survey.

      WHO IS QUARKY ENOUGH TO MAKE THE QUARK ESSAY?

      Even as a quark though, you should have an electrical charge. Negative if you are bottom ;)

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  • Hugh*Janus

    Neutron. My charges got dropped.

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  • Erik963

    I am the combination of all free. I am an atom

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    • disthing

      Just the one?! You must be tiny!

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      • Erik963

        Wat ?

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        • disthing

          An atom without a sense of humour?

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  • All.

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  • bemah

    I have a lot of positive and a lot of negative....so that makes me neutral right :P

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  • Maya05

    Depends on the day. I hover between Negative and neutral.

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  • HIV positive lol

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    • disthing

      Are you HIV Positive, HIV Negative, or HIV Neutral?

      In general, which of these describes you best? Think about it.

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  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

    Protons are boring. I wanna be an electron.

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  • Grapist

    What the fuck. This doesnt make sense. Do you know what ur talking about or are u a virgin geek

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      I've had lots of sex. And I'm more of a nerd than a geek.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Realistic but I guess Neutral would also describe me.

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  • suckonthis9

    I am mostly and usually composed of protons, neutrons, electrons, photons and quarkenergy, but sometimes an antiparticle does annihilate a very small portion of my massenergy. Also, often other subatomic or submassenergy particles or high energy [in reality, low energy] particles will pass through my massenergy without effect.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      What does it feel like when antiparticles annihilate your massenergy? And what causes it?

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      • suckonthis9

        You would normally not feel this, as this would be a very, very small amount of massenergy. In rare circumstances, you might feel an itch. It is more likely that you gain massenergy, rather than losing it, through these processes.

        What causes this, is an interaction of naturally occurring antimatter with ordinary matter, or antiquarks with quarks. These things normally happen frequently, without a person realizing it.

        One would need to be able to 'see' into (sense) the subatomic realm or the quark realm to realize this.

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  • myownopinions

    I'm the nucleus.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      Positive and neutral?

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      • myownopinions

        Well, I guess I'm sometimes negative too... so maybe I'm more of an atom.

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  • disthing

    None of them.

    I am a glorious cascade of cocoa and honeycomb, arms swirling in my sugar laced depths.

    I. Am. Chocolate.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      Well chocolate is positively delicious.

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      • disthing

        But to people on a diet, it's negatively delicious :P

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  • Karmasbitch

    I am a very negative person towards myself, but I tend to be nuetral in most all social situations, and when I am being negative I try to instantly turn it into positivity.. So I voted nuetral cause I can't make a decision.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      Makes sense, sense you are karma's secretary.

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  • I like electrons, but I'd same I'm more of a neutron. I'd had people say I have no personality, and I've had people say I have tons, hmm...

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    All of them.
    Usually I'm joyfully depressed and feel indifferent about it.

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  • Merely

    Most of the time, neutron.

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    Both

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  • LMFAO_1

    Electron, I'm attracted to positive people ;)

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