Poontang??
I was in walmart at 9pm, with my 2 yr old, and yes I know that's kind of late for him to be out in walmart, but I'm working full-time, and in school so I don't give a sh*t. So anywho, this average looking guy, with a busted lip comes up to me in one of those carts old people sit in, and drive around, and asks me if i could show him where the sunny d poontang was. At first I didn't catch that last word in his sentence, and I was like Oh, the little bottles, Honestly i thought he was a retard, so I was just going to show him where it was.
Then he said no can you show me where the sunny poontang is? I was like what, then he said yea, you wouldn't know where I could get some sunny d poontang would you? I just kind of looked at him for a minute, and he was like yea, I think you know what I'm talking about. I just said no, I don't think you're going to find any of that in this direction. If that wasn't enough I mean he's doing this crap in front of my kid in the baby section for hells sake. I briskly walk to another aisle, he's standing where I need to go, I think he saw me peek around the corner to see if he was gone, when I decided to just bolt, he comes running out of the corner like HEY!!, and I freaked out, and said leave me alone!! you're a f**king pervert you know that!!. He just walked away with a grin on his face, it really freaked me out though. I kind of wished I would have let him say something, but that probably would have made me even more pissed off, I told on his ass too, I had everybody looking for that dumbass mo fo. Anybody ever had this happen to them, or anybody done this to some poor, innocent victim, please let me know is it normal??