Pluto is jealous of neptune

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Is it normal for a dwarf planet to be jealous of a real planet? What if Pluto decided to go off and attack Neptune or something. I mean, cmon their orbits intersect. And ever since Pluto was declared a dwarf planet, you'd think it would be a little bitter. So it would be logical to think that, when lashing out, Neptune would be the target of its random violence. Just imagine Pluto waiting hundreds of years for its chance to crash into Neptune.

Pluto: "We've passed eachother 12 billion times already, but I can feel it, this time I'm gonna hit that motha fucka! Get ready Neptune, here I come!"

Neptune: "Get over it already, damn!"

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    If Pluto crashed into Neptune, due to differences in size, Pluto could either be pulled into Neptune's orbit or be smashed into pieces. The pieces would then orbit around Neptune. If you ask me Neptune already has bigger problems at hand. The planet is fated to crash into its moon, Triton. The more that I think about this the more I am reminded of The Majora's Mask.

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  • theWARwhore
    13 years ago

    lol jupiter owns muthafuka

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  • gowila
    13 years ago

    Could you not make a real story.
    Come on there must be something sausy for people to comment on in ur life

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    1. Love ur imagination!
    2. This won't happen for a VERY VERY long time!

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I. Love. This. I was thinking the same thing!! :D

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  • Schweeply
    14 years ago

    Wanna theese days plutos gunna be all,
    "DIEEEE"
    And neptune'll be all
    "NoOoOoO!!!!!!!"

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I like this one!!!!!

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  • bdzz123
    14 years ago

    If they got in a fight I'm sure Uranus would seperate them

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  • Izzyslypig
    14 years ago

    There's a website that shows the planets orbit and you can fast forward the years. I went to year thousands of years into the future and it won't happen until millions and thousands of years into the future.

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  • AJMJ
    14 years ago

    Lol, thanks for the laugh.

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  • CreativeThinker
    14 years ago

    u r a mind freak

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  • klab52
    14 years ago

    troll harder next time lol

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  • hottyhottness
    14 years ago

    i peed a little.

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  • ComboBreaker
    14 years ago

    No, They will never clash. The syncrinasation of their orbits are too perfect. Neptunes effect on pluto in such an event would mostlikly boost pluto befor it, createing a leap year (leap rotation round the sun) or so I think.

    You have quite the imagination though. For that Im putting normal. Storys have been made from looking at the stars for thousands of years im sure.

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