Please ask me some questions

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I'm dying to ask a question here but I've got nothin'. I'm bored out of my mind! So rather than answers on this post I'd like to get questions instead.

About anything, ask away and I shall impart my wisdom!

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I like bananas.	7

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RoseIsabella

5 years ago

How is your fiber intake. Metamucil is changing my life!

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  5 years ago
  
  My poop is too runny, I think I eat the fibers but they just be salads looking when I poop... :/
  
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- leggs91200
  
  5 years ago
  
  RoseIsabella, I am glad you posted that. You do not know how worried sick I have been about your fiber intake. I will now be able to sleep easier.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    5 years ago
    
    Mwahaha!
    
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    - McBean
      
      5 years ago
      
      Sigh of relief. Boogers is pleased.
      
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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

Cannot predict now! :P

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

If there is such a job, then yes!

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mydinnerwithandre

5 years ago

How are you? Genuinely. Not that "i'm fine, or good" but how are you really?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  And how are YOU??
  
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  - mydinnerwithandre
    
    5 years ago
    
    In terms of how I am, it's a bit complicated at the moment. As cheesy as it may sound, i'm currently in the process of trying to better myself. So as a result I'm having to do a lot of self reflection, which brings up loads of things from the past, but I think it's important to do. With all that being said, right now I'm happy. Maybe I won't be tomorrow, but happiness is a fleeting feeling, so bask in it while you can. Thanks for asking :)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      Well, that doesn't sound bad at all. How's the betterment working out?
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  And who's Andre? Can't not say it like Tim Gunn... "what happened to Aaandreeee?"
  
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  - mydinnerwithandre
    
    5 years ago
    
    My username is just a reference to an episode of Community!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Ha! This is the one that got me thinking the most!
  
  Well, I'm doing quite all right, tbh. Although there's always a little bit of sadness in me because of the terrible things that happen in other people's lives, like famine, wars and the like... you know?
  
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Cuntsiclestick

5 years ago

Why did you steal my buss pass and why do you keep denying that you stole it? I know it was you! You can't get away from me!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  It WAS me! week 30 has been a very important one because of your pass! You have changed my life!!! Please send an address so I can repay you!
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    5 years ago
    
    No. It's too late! All I wanted was a leisurely day out...maybe to go to the movies, or see some dogs in the dog park, but you took that away from me!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      Did someone really steal you bus pass?
      
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      - Cuntsiclestick
        
        5 years ago
        
        No, it was actually a bowl of cereal, but they're both edible, right?!
        
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Plutoqueen123

5 years ago

Can you help predict the president of 2020?

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anonY123

5 years ago

What's your favorite anime!

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  5 years ago
  
  Now that's not really a question, is it? :D
  
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dirtybirdy

5 years ago

What's all this?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  🎶 This is my voice, my weapon of choice!!! 🎵
  
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Chillypenguin178

5 years ago

What is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  The answer to that one is very very simple, although hard to believe. The answer is 1. One. And that's it. Well, sometimes it's 2, but generally 1! :D
  
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Joeyy

5 years ago

Gif or jif?

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  5 years ago
  
  Excellent question!!! GIF, for sure.
  
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Boyacky

5 years ago

Who are you ?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  As in "what it your username" or...?
  
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  - Boyacky
    
    5 years ago
    
    Yeah, if you don't mind saying. You seem kinda familiar (I've been around awhile but had to make a new account)
    Or, you could get philosophical with it. Either way :)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      LornaMae, the easy answer! No philosophies today but there's always tomorrow, you just wait! Hahahaha
      
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      Or I could do both!
      
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IrishPotato

5 years ago

Wanna buy some meth?

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  5 years ago
  
  Nah, I'm good! :)
  
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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

I NEED MORE QUESTIONS, MORE QUESTIONS!!!!! :(

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

OMG!! I could eat a bowl of them!!! :D

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

*phew!*

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Boojum

5 years ago

What's it all about?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  It's all about the passage of time, the beauty we see and spreading the loves!
  
  Oh, wait, was there a right answer to this one...? :S
  
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  - Boojum
    
    5 years ago
    
    Sounds to me like a reasonable working hypothesis.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      What's another one that seems reasonable to you?
      
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      - Boojum
        
        5 years ago
        
        We're all here as the result of a long series of completely random events, lots of random shit happens to us, and then we die.
        
        Yours makes life much more enjoyable.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago
        
        It does, but yours is pretty accurate too... :)
        
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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

Hahahahaha, LornaMae, world peace and green. Did I make it? Or AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!?

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

Hahahahaha I had completely forgotten about the coconut-carrying swallows! They're hilarious, thanks for reminding me of them!! :)

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

I know it's not! Hahaha I love them!

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

I suppose I could but by the time you got it it'd have turned into something else!

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

That's easy! 1.5 seconds! :P

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jethro

5 years ago

How were the heavy elements from iron to uranium made?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  I'm not doing your school work for you!!! Nice try!! :D
  
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  - jethro
    
    5 years ago
    
    Duh. I am long out of school. But you would never be able to answer it anyway. I guess I should have asked you a question better suited to your intellect. Try this one. How much milk fat is in 2% milk?
    
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    - IrishPotato
      
      5 years ago
      
      Oh, jethro. :)
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago
        
        Ah, you find this funny, yes?! Shaming me for a joke? Pfft to you!
        
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      I say 98%! Did I get it?
      
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      - jethro
        
        5 years ago
        
        No you didn't get it. Try again.
        
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        5 years ago
        
        You're such a party pooper! >:|
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago
        
        Duh.
        
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leggs91200

5 years ago

You will have to google my question as it leads to commercials from 1994 -

In the Golden Grahams cereal, how DO they cram all that graham?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Now can you go 10 years back, to 1984 and tell me where the damn beef is??
  
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  - leggs91200
    
    5 years ago
    
    I do not believe it is really any of your business where the beef is.
    But anyways, I will still tell you - some dumb ass vegan ate it.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Haha sadly, I can't answer it! :(
  
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Slowlymovingfast

5 years ago

Why am I out of beer?

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  5 years ago
  
  shitty plannin
  
  that shits on you
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    5 years ago
    
    Yeah, that was my first thought... but I'd promised myself I'd be kind of kind in my own poll!
    
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  - Slowlymovingfast
    
    5 years ago
    
    I can't argue with that! I planned it out better tonight.
    
    More beer and some whiskey!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Because life is unfair!!!
  
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- leggs91200
  
  5 years ago
  
  No bud? No Miller Lite?
  Sounds like no fat women are getting lucky tonight.
  
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lmaowhatdoiknowboutusernames

5 years ago

Do you like bananas?

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  5 years ago
  
  Great question!!! I do. Just not as much as oranges!
  
  Actually, tangerines, clementines and their easy to peel relatives!
  
  Do you? (Like bananas?)
  
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  - lmaowhatdoiknowboutusernames
    
    5 years ago
    
    Not really, I usually get a sore throat from eating bananas because I'm allergic. I guess I just associate the taste with a sore throat now :/.
    
    What's your favorite color or colors?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      Great question!!! Used to be marlboro red (which I still love) but now it's Benetton green! What's yours?
      
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      - lmaowhatdoiknowboutusernames
        
        5 years ago
        
        I think I like purple and black equally.
        
        On a scale of 1 - 10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?
        
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        5 years ago
        
        Z is the favorite black I've ever seen! It's a 10 for me!
        
        Howsabout you?
        
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