Place you had sexual intercourse the very first time

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From whence did thou have sexual intercourse the first time. Thine it was at a brothel.

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Cliche1234

3 years ago

In my dream.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Yeah, on bed it's boring.
  
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mouldiwarp

3 years ago

Never done it.

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my_life_my_way

3 years ago

In the guy’s room

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bigbudchonga

3 years ago

my bedroom

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Tommythecaty

3 years ago

A Girls bed

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  How many Girls?
  
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  - Tommythecaty
    
    3 years ago
    
    On that occasion, one.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      The lack of an apostrophe in the word "Girls" got me thinking otherwise.
      
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      - Tommythecaty
        
        3 years ago
        
        *Stares blankly
        
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dirtybirdy

3 years ago

Ugh...the bed of a statutory rapist.

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- MyZephyr
  
  3 years ago
  
  Two things, 'kwit.
  1: Why do you people assume everyone is in the USA (statutory rape). The internet is international.
  
  2: here in the UK the legal minimum age for sex is 16, this was four days after her 16th birthday and I was a couple of years older (bloody hell, 45 years on I'm still a couple of years older than her😀)
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    3 years ago
    
    I didn't assume a fuckin thing, but where I'm from, and from horrific "experience" it was statutory, you don't know my age or what his was, and other circumstances that make it straight up rape, so fuck you. I won't get into the details because they haunt me. I know damn well they aren't all from the UK. I almost didn't even post that comment because I figured I'd get shit from some unknown reasons by some douchenozzle like you.
    
    I cant even begin with that smiley face at the end. You need to rot.
    
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    - charli.m
      
      3 years ago
      
      I'm so sorry. Fuck...
      
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  - charli.m
    
    3 years ago
    
    Why are you so fucking self absorbed you decide that a comment NOT directed at you is about you, then proceed to shit all over someone sharing something personal and painful? She wasn't talking to you! You're not as important as you think you are.
    
    Jfc...
    
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    - MyZephyr
      
      3 years ago
      
      because, due to the way IIN displays on some systems, the comment appeared to be a reply to my distant memories of teenage sex. On my laptop (now) i can see that is not the case, so , sorry.
      
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      - charli.m
        
        3 years ago
        
        Not remotely good enough.
        
        And you didn't even have the fucking decency to apologise to her, you fucking cowardly prick.
        
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    3 years ago
    
    And here I was expecting comments from folk on here about where they first slid their dick into a pussy or got deflowered.
    
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raisinbran

3 years ago

In a room.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Room number?
  
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  - raisinbran
    
    3 years ago
    
    Just one room.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      I gather you didn't even need room service.
      
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      - raisinbran
        
        3 years ago
        
        No, it was in an apartment.
        
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago

yo mamas house

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Oh yeah, my mama told me about a punk she once found in her crib humping a vacuum cleaner, she twisted his ear back and forth and made him swear never to eat stuff off the sidewalk.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    3 years ago
    
    that vacuum cleaner was callin and textin for months afterwards
    
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jethro

3 years ago

In my girlfriend's bed.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  It must have hurt your bed's feelings.
  
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- PleaseTalkToMe
  
  3 years ago
  
  Ew
  
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  - PleaseTalkToMe
    
    3 years ago
    
    Get a room
    
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litelander8

3 years ago

A shed.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I had it in a shed a few times, with one particular housemaid. I was in my teens, horny af.
  
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MyZephyr

3 years ago

In L## E####'s bed. We had no protection (tsk, bloody teenagers), I pulled out just in time and shot my load on her belly

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LloydAsher

3 years ago

Guest bedroom. Did a homerun on a friend.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Wetness just.
  
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