Piss in a wine bottle of a drunk?

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Is it okay--- My wife got really drunk a few weeks ago & I didn't like it. She does it frequently and is borderline alcoholic.

In an odd retaliation, I pissed in her wine bottle that was still half full. I made it 5/8 full. The next day, she drank more of it & said the wine was the worst she's ever had. I think it's hilarious, but hope she gets sick from it so that she won't drink again.

We have talked about too much wine & she's blown it off or told me I'm over sensitive.

Besides hiding bottles, what have you done to stop a drunk from drinking?

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago | pl

    That's the most sheepish and fucked up thing I've ever heard of... Talk with your wife, don't piss in her wine! What sort of muppet deals with his wife's alcohol issues, by pissing in her drink?! That's disgusting, the fuck is wrong with you?!
    How is ruining her drinks gonna stop her from drinking? She can always go out and drink. You gonna follow her with a Rambo-style belt with bottles of piss?! You're the one that needs help.

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    • breakitnow
      5 years ago

      hahaha. muppet. I could be rambo. I like your style.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      ROTFLMAO!

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  • drat
    5 years ago | pl

    I can see why she drinks

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  • Lestat565
    5 years ago

    I hope she finds out and beats you with the bottle.

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    • nikkiclaire
      5 years ago

      I actually hope she figured it out, stays mum and regularly cooks him meals. 😉

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      • Ellenna
        5 years ago

        Ha ha, chocolate mousse?

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        • nikkiclaire
          5 years ago

          With a cheeky grin 😏

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  • JacksonPolyp
    5 years ago

    Sick twisted monster you are

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    red or white?

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago

    Pretty sure you would lose everything and go to jail for several years if she catches you.

    Since alcoholics tend to know where every last drop is, trust me, here is to hoping she does.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      It would be awesome if that happened.

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  • paracetamol
    5 years ago

    Hmm funny

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Great, now she'll get piss drunk.

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    • IrishPotato
      5 years ago

      #(€$^$?_#*_#kgzjysjtagbsjhqhqhagahagahagahaha

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Give her some insentive to get sober. Tell her you'll go to AA meetings with her. Pissing in her wine is gross!

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  • HolyMoses
    5 years ago

    You be a dick my friend I think you should chill.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Your pee won't make her sick. It will just dehydrate her because it has a high salt content, but wine dehydrates you anyway so... Kind of pointless.

    I suppose it wasn't pointless to you because you get to know that she drank your piss? I think it's time for you two to talk about divorce. No good can come from this now.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    What the fuck is wrong is you?

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