Pirates or ninjas

both 70
pirates 142
ninjas 240
i don't know 24
i hate both 61
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  • maladicta

    Ninja pirates. Beat that.

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    • Murun

      I assumed that's what option 4 means.

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    • JakobWithaK77

      Sound clumsy

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    • Pirate-ninjas?

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    • funkyfriedcutie

      you rock. ^_^

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  • TheManagement
    STAFF

    Yaaarr!!

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  • You all seem to forget that pirates are also people that torrent stuff. Pirates are cool.

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  • Edub

    Pirates are sexy

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  • mcrcj

    arrggg! pirates all the way!

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  • Jeci_Cassidy

    I like ninjas they can kick a pirate's ass.... But Chuck Norris beats them all.

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  • Pirates all the way. Maybe a ninja is a master in Kung fu, but a pirate can shoot the bastard before he gets to use it :P

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    • TecaT.

      A gun can't beat ninjas stealth.

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  • Your_Neighbor

    Ninjas are waaaaaaaaaaaayy smarter, faster, and they have kantanas!

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  • FusedWithMuse

    Ninjas nowadays tend to be all 'kawaii desudesudesu' weeaboo anime characters... But pirates have ALWAYS been seen as badass, ruthless and brutal people associated with history, pride and a tough life.
    Also, pirates have much better fashion sense and drive boats. I mean, how many fiction novels have you read about ninjas in ratio to pirates? Pirates are part of more of the world's history whilst ninjas only a small bit.
    So yeah, PIR8TES!!

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  • mizeka

    "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!"

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  • Soulfire45

    Ninjas could beat a whole shop of pirates in a matter of seconds

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  • cowsarepuffy

    NINJAS!!!

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  • Excelerate

    ninja's can disappear pirates are the ninja's bitches! lmao

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  • Ch0c0latez

    HIAAAAAAAA!!! MARTIAL ARTS ARE BY MY SIDE!!!=d!!!

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  • jean

    Ninjas can beat a pirates ass.

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  • Murun

    I'm a ninja pirate. I'm just without a boat at the moment.

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  • braintrip

    niggas

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  • JulieDew

    I'm a ninja. ^o^

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    REAL NINJA

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  • LizardSkin

    Pirates, assuming we're talking about real pirates and not some captain jack sparrow shit.

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  • TecaT.

    Pirates are drunk fools, while ninjas are wise and stealthy warriors. NINJAS ALL THE WAY!

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    A pinja. Pirate and ninja combined.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Pirates have awsome swords. Ninjas have awsome ninja stars. Aaaahhh! Hard to decide!

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  • Alaska

    Pirates :) I'm Pastafari :)

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  • Cervantes vs Taki - O.O

    Taki ftw! XD

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  • Pirates. Because of the Jolly-R, they're great skill at riding at High Seas, capturing Landlubbers, and singing Sea Shanties (two of them). You can find them In the Brine or Shipwrecked.

    You get what I'm saying ;)

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  • Niggaz

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  • ~L~

    Jack Sparrow Vs Naruto Uzamaki

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  • Bubblesuds

    pirates get 2 go out to sea, bt yet ninjas can do cool tricks. i can't decide.

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  • jose45

    i like both but ninjas!

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  • I would like to be ninja or Chuck Norris. Either would beat the sh!t out of the pirates :D

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  • Osirusforever

    Pirates are ruthless but a ninja will fuck them parrot shagger up woooooo!

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  • somekidd

    jesus, quite clearly, he's use his jesus powers to smite you all!!

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  • Nukechoo

    So, if I happen to know martial arts, and how to disappear (easier when the people you're disappearing from are drunk), I also sail the seven seas only stopping to cavort drunkenly in towns various across the globe, what does that make me?

    That's right

    Pirate Ninja!

    You can't beat those guys.

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  • Ninjas kick ass

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  • Ninja: "I just stabbed "Yarr" in the ass yee dirty fool, nao i shall go make a mockery of yee! arrrr" NINJAS FTW

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  • Iamembarrassed24/7

    NINJA i would sneak up on everyone especially osama bin laden and khaddaffee cant spell his name and scare them lol.

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