Pine mac n' cheese?

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I left the plate I used for mac n' cheese on my nightstand and the smell of the cheese is mixing with my pine scented air freshner. It is one of the worst smells ever! It smells like barf!

I wish my butler Mr Belvedere wasn't on holiday so he could take care of this mess. I guess I have to live with it until Tuesday.

get a new butler 1
get a holiday butler 4
tell Mr Belvedere there is an emergency and to come home now 2
stick the plate under the bed 2
fire Mr Belvedere when he fails to find the plate under my bed 1
shit my pants so Mr Belvedere suffers for this 4
move while Mr Belvedere is gone and hold his last paycheck 2
have Mr Belvedere wrestle a bear 8
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  • Fuck_IIN4
    7 years ago

    Wash the plate, you lazy fuckwit.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      It's a paper plate, you idiot!

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      • Fuck_IIN4
        7 years ago

        Too lazy to throw a fucking plate out? Go suck your father's dick, you worthless piece of shit/waste of space/oxygen thief!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          If I'm too lazy to throw out a plate, how do you figure I can suck my dad's dick? That takes like 10 minutes.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Where's the option for go fuck yourself?

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