Pillow fights with mrs. cadbury

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My teacher, Mrs. Cadbury and I have always been rather close. Frankly I see her as somewhat of a second mother and we have developed a friendly, close relationship often involving lots of friendly pranks and inside jokes. For a while we've been in the habit of having pillow fights when left alone. When the other students leave for their lunch break I'll simply stall for as long as I can until everyone else leaves, at which point we have a brief moment of free time. At this point I will make my way to a vacant desk in the corner from which I obtain a specially-placed pillow with which I will then use to attack Mrs. Cadbury in a light-hearted fashion as she proceeds to reciprocate with a pillow of her own. Of course we have to be quick and when finished we then hide our weapons of choice and charge from the room post haste, doing our best to not seem too suspicious, such as doing what we can to quickly fix our hair as well as trying (and generally failing miserably) to suppress our erratic giggling.

Is this normal? I can't really say that I care either way; I'm just glad to have a teacher as cool as Mrs. Cadbury.

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  • JohnTrollinski
    10 years ago

    Cool dream

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Convinced from your conversation with Avant-Garde that this is a troll post.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    sounds like a naughty euphemism ;)

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  • gorillaphant
    10 years ago

    I weep for the future

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    ...WTF? This is just so weird. There are so many ways to go about saying this, I can't pick just one.

    Are you just that childish? and is SHE just that childish? I enjoy spending time with my favorite teachers, but I would rather talk about some cool bacteria or something, not start a freaking pillow fight. Blah blah, play it down all you want, I don't really want to hear it.

    Your "professional" teacher sounds like she is 12 years old, keeping a pillow at the school just to duel you. And you are the same.

    For some reason I get the vibe that you are some insanely shy person who can only connect with a nice teacher, who then feels the need to befriend you to make you feel better.

    Wow I am being a grade a asshole. I might go change my user name to Atlantis now...anyways. Sorry. Look, I don't know anything about you other than you have this weird teacher obsession going on in the past few posts, which I assume are yours.

    This is just so WEIRD. I can't even put my finger on why.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I honestly wouldn't expect you to understand it. And I'm inclined to make it clear that your assessment is NOT accurate.

      Whatever. If you don't like it, then don't have pillow fights with Mrs. Cadbury.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        We couldn't have pillow fights with Mrs. Cadbury even if we wanted to!

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      "I would rather talk about cool bacteria"

      Nah pillow fights definitely win, there.

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  • Shroot
    10 years ago

    yawn

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Maybe, Ms. Cadbury could give you one of her fluffy pillows to sleep on?

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      • Shroot
        10 years ago

        Maybe you could put your head up your ass and never leave your house again

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    *if

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    • Cookie.Monster
      10 years ago

      Me pay you 10.000 cookies to stop adding these corrective comments. We all know what you mean, EVERY TIME. Here's first cookie! XD me owe you 9.999 cookies now

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Well, aren't you a trip! Speaking of trip, I want whatever you've been spicing your cookies with.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Bogus.

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    • Agirlsbestfriend.
      10 years ago

      sugoB

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  • chloroplast
    10 years ago

    I don't understand what is wrong with this. o.o;

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I've been noticing a lot of post like this, as of late. Oh, well. You two, I know you probably mean well, but it is a little inappropriate, what with the pillow fighting. This is something that can get easily misunderstood. It bothers me that you two fight and then quickly try to cover this up, as of you two know that shouldn't be doing this. The more I think about it, the more "off" this sounds to me. If there truly is nothing untoward going on, you should keep in mind that schools may or may not have surveillance in classrooms.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Are you suggesting that I'm a lesbian? Well, that's new.

      And Cookie.Monster is right; the Edit button exists for a reason.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Don't be an ass. I was typing those comments in question on my phone. No, I wasn't accusing you of being a lesbian. What it is is that the relationship is inappropriate and sounds a little "off", as I already stated.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Alright, what else could you have meant by that then?

          I think you're just jealous that you never got to have pillow fights with your teachers. I think that's it, I really do.

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            Why on earth would I be jealous of that? Jealously brings nothing positive to society, as far as I am concerned. You seem to want to justify this because deep down you probably are aware of just how abnormal this is. You must have had those beliefs, otherwise, why else would you post this story? If you can't handle people's opinions, don't post the story. As far as I am concerned, this is not legal. If you can't understand that, pretend that you are viewing the situation from an observer's point of view. What conclusions come to mind?

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              10 years ago

              We are talking about pillow fights. Pillow fights with Mrs. Cadbury. I can't for the life of me work out why you're so inclined to approach this matter in such a solemn fashion.

              Avant, I demand that you lighten up. *hits you with a pillow*

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