Phantom poop

Sometimes when I have to go to the bathroom really bad. When I finally get there I push and I feel something come out. I look in the toilet and nothing is there! I don't think I am crazy because I know I heard the water splash, but where did it go? Is this normal?

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73% Normal
Based on 379 votes (278 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • WhiteSheepOfTheFamily

    It's probably demons coming out of your ass and going back down to hell before you can see them.

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    • cecala

      Thats what my mother told me too...

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      • boogie592

        wow... lol

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  • MrDentist

    Hi. No. This is not normal at all.
    I have signed up to this site just to be able to comment your story.
    Please, do not underestimate this.
    You need to see a doctor, better if a gastroenterologyst.
    You probably have an intestine inflamation, but since chances are you could suffer from something worse than that, please do not procrastinate the check-up.
    Sorry for my English, I'm not a native speaker.

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    It's just your tapeworm poking it's head in the water and then retracting back up your poopchute.

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  • boogie592

    I've honestly been trying to figure out this issue cause it's been happening to me too! Not frequently but every so often. It is possible that your stool just had momentum when entering the toilet. I wouldn't worry about it so much cause you'll end up freaking out & that's not good. Put your head phones on or play a game to take your mind off of it & you should be good...

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  • 1985

    No, it's not lol. And it's too much info :)

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  • Hey this sometimes happens to me too but i never thought it till i read this question. I believe it goes down to the bend.

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  • PiAnt

    Round the bend?

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  • ChickenDelight

    100%% normal in my eyes.
    I used to get it alot.
    I even used to feel the water splash.

    I think it is where it just goes round the U-bend perfectly.

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  • wooooooo4

    wow i feel bad for your girlfriend<3

    lmao ily disgusting child

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  • mrFakerBuster

    Totally normal. Sometimes the poop hits the water just right and the momentum carries it up over the S-bend! Some cultures believe it signals good luck.

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  • horny10

    well sometimes when you have heavy shits they like to sink to the bottom of the drain pipe...maybe you should lay off the fiber!!

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