Periodically my lips explode with much velocity!!

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Usually...it occurs right before those "delightful" few days I have once a month..lemme set the scene...

Majority of women, hold water when they're about to "rag"..now either this happens to other women, or in most aspects, like I'm beginning to believe, I am a freak of nature...Cirque De Soliel anyone?

My lips must retain the "water" that is allegedly held right before and during a cycle. (I always think of a washer/dryer when people mention a womans "cycle"..)

They get all puffy and firm, which most men have found attractive but actually makes it less fun to mack whilst this occurs because they're really sensetive and also more likely to chap/split/become redish/irritate ect.

I also get sensetive breasts, but I believe that to be normal, now about 10-15 days into my cycle they get about half as sensetive but feel firmer and I get a nice glowing (Thanks so much evil, much in need of procreation boddess antics, make me more attractive when I can get knocked up, how about make me glow and have firmer breasts when I feel like shit and am on the rag, I need that lil pick-me-up then)

So..point being...

is it normal to have firm and sensetive lips right before menstruation?

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Based on 39 votes (17 yes)
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Comments ( 10 )
  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I don't think I'm able to help here (it's not something I really know about) but I wanted to say I love the way you write. Your turn of phrase genuinely makes me happy. I kind of want you to tell me bedtime stories that you invent on the spot!

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    • sheilarae1987
      11 years ago

      Oh wow thank-you. Most people find me annoying or frightening the way I randomly throw phrases around.

      One of my nicknames is spaz, it has haunted me 20+ years.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Heh! I just think it's brilliant. I like that you mess around with phrasing. Plus this is one of the best story titles I've ever seen (although the story isn't about what I thought it'd be about).

        I hope you get some helpful replies instead of just these of mine. :)

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  • pastor_of_muppets
    9 years ago

    Hahaha - LOVE the dark humor.

    Sorry about your menstrual cramps.

    Peace out

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  • Maya05
    11 years ago

    I'm not sure how normal this is or not (Being a male I have no first hand experience with a vagina) I'm more confused about the title. "Explode with much velocity" ..huh? That doesn't make a lick of sense.

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  • squirrelgirl
    11 years ago

    I know that it's normal for women to retain water during their periods butt I've never heard of it happening to lips before. Not sure if normal.

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  • whogivesashit
    11 years ago

    Ikr?

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    Lol cycle always reminds me of bikes.
    I don't tend to hold water, at all. So I just don't know. But swelling of the lips doesn't sound like it'll cause too much problems and I guess everyone is different. Every woman has different periods and they will be slightly different every cycle.
    I wish my lips swelled up more.

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  • americanhoney
    11 years ago

    Still annoying the piss out of me, my god

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    • sheilarae1987
      9 years ago

      aww, too bad for you. :-D

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