Pepper sprayed in the face for no reason by women. iin?

This has happened three times this year.
The first time I was sprayed was around January. All I did was politely ask for directions to Merrill Street. She told me to fuck off and she sprayed my face. It burned like a motherfucker! Then she hits me a few times and my friend tosses her to the street where a car almost hits her. The people that watched the whole thing were angry at my friend and I because apparently she can hit me, but my friend can't get her off of me.

The second time was around June. I was in line at the post office. I was waiting for over 30 minutes and I really had to get back to work before my 45 minute break ended. When my turn came up, this pregnant chick with 5 noisy little kids goes right in front of me and demands to be served. I told her I was waiting for 30 minutes and I had somewhere I needed to be, but she kept insisting that because she was pregnant she had a right to cut in line. I admit I was a bit mean with my response: I told her something along the lines of I didn't care because her worthless pregnancy problems were meaningless to me. A few of the people waiting in line actually agreed with what I was saying and then she reaches into her purse, she sprays me and some of the other people in line.

The third time was yesterday night. It was because I bought and ate the last cinnamon bun at a mall food court before they closed down. This time I anticipated the attack, moved out of the way, and she missed.

Seriously, why did this happen? None of these people had the right to even get angry with me. Why the heck were these three carrying pepper spray if they couldn't use it properly? Is any of this normal?!

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Comments ( 62 )
  • dom180

    Nope, not normal at all. I would get the police involved. I'm not sure about the first situation, but for the times in the post office and the food court I would be surprised if there wasn't CCTV evidence to back up your innocence.

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    • Anime7

      Agreed, that's not normal and the police should be involved.

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    • I just let it go. I felt like none of it was worth the time pursuing.

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  • hoppy

    You bought *and* ate the last cinnamon bun? That would be instant beheading here. Shame on you and your terrible crime.

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    • It was the best cinnamon bun I ever ate in my entire life. It was so warm, gooey, and sweet. I enjoyed gobbling it in front of the desperate crazy lady.

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      • hoppy

        You're funny!

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    • noid

      Haha

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Obviously there is a man-hating self-defense class being taught in your area.

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    • GuessWho

      "self-defence" should be in quotes.
      These ladies are obviously going on the offensive.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Pepper spray is really stupid self defense. The defense they teach to women is bull shit. Kick him in the ball or pepper spray. I would say carry a extendable rod in your purse and if things get ugly just start smashing. If he has a gun well smash his hand. Learn how to really survive.

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    • 53739

      Lol

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  • Haha! This looks a lot like something I could've written.

    Good trolling. Bravo.

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  • gummy_jr

    I just peed a little laughing at that last one.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      I dumped a little laughing

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      • gummy_jr

        O__o *GASP*

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    • pantyrose

      Me too. lmao!

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  • disthing

    Where the hell do you live?!

    Three times in a year seems bizarre. Especially since at no point was there a legitimate reason to assault you. As dom said, involve the police. People shouldn't get away with that kind of behaviour.

    In the UK pepper spray (or the equivalent) is illegal, so this doesn't really happen here.

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    • It wasn't worth pursuing, so I didn't bother.

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  • Ixu

    well there are too many woment that like to abuse their "rights" but those are just crazy coincidences. my friend had his car crashed into 3 times while it was parked and he was away, and he is the only person i know this happen to. the first time was a get away car being chased by the cops. second time was just some fool that sped around the corner. third time was a minibus that was overloaded and couldn't get up a hill and roll back into his car

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  • NotStrangeBird

    This made me think of 'Family Guy' when the mail-lady pepper sprays Quagmire because he's out on his doorstep naked and propositioning her.

    "Nice try, but I've built up an immunity. Huh huh...all riiight"

    Quagmire's my hero.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You forgot to pay the troll toll. You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna...

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  • welkinson

    Ummm... the first one... why?

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  • i actually found this funny. haha

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Message to feminazis: if true equality was real men should have the right to hit women in defence.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      As a feminist myself I agree with you, but only if she is actually attacking and hitting him and cannot be stopped by simply pushing her off.
      These problems would be avoided if everyone could just grow up and stop hitting eachother *sigh*.

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      • GoraIntoDesiGals

        Which is why I said in defence as I assume no one has a right to attack/assault.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          Ok, in which case I fully agree with your point.

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  • Shrunk

    Wow, clever anti-feminism satire. a bit too obviously fictional for this site though

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  • Avant-Garde

    "Self-defence" my ass. Is this, could this possibly be a result of society's sexist discrimination and demonising of the male gender? This is terrible. Inexcusable. I think you should report the police. Of course, how serious this matter is taken might depend on where you live. But the incidences that occurred in businesses their building should at least been equipped with a sievelike nice camera. The other people that were also paper per sprayed would make for witnesses as well as victims.

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    • I think it's about time to point something out to you.

      You're the only person I know of who seems to have absolutely no understanding of humor whatsoever. Whether it be my "Pedophile Problem" thread, this, or any number of other examples, it's clear that you have a very tenacious habit of taking things much too seriously. Go back and read the post; this guy's yanking our chain!

      Not saying that you don't have a perfectly valid point. Nonetheless, ya done been trolled.

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      • Avant-Garde

        I've been told this before and I have a hunch that its neurologically related. I am going to see a specialist next month and hopefully this is one of many issues that can be "fixed".

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  • TheCrazyone1301

    Haaahahahahahahaha. No but i`m serious.......Haaahahahahahahhahahha

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    • it's hilarious!

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      • TheCrazyone1301

        Hailarious indeed,

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  • Karmasbitch

    That's ridiculous. Not normal. I'm sorry

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  • SuperBenzid

    Well women know that they are far less likely to get arrested or imprisoned and some of them are taking advantage of their privilege.

    I think you should start carrying pepper spray yourself. Fight fire with fire.

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    • charli.m

      Then the poor bastard'll probably get arrested :/

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    • Retaliating at them isn't worth my time.

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      • You should still just get some pepper spray, so next time it'll come down to the quickest draw!

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I disagree, pepper spray should only be used in self defence, not for revenge. OP shouldn't retaliate as it will be far easier to sue them if (s)he doesn't.

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      • They're too poor and ghetto for me to sue, so I wont even bother.

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        • Hugh*Janus

          Then how do they afford the pepper spray? Dat shit ain't cheap...

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          • The same way they afford the new cars and jewelry: Cheat the system

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            • Hugh*Janus

              Take it to court. The People's Court.

              Dah dah dum...tiss ti-ti-ti-tiss tiss...dah dah dum DAH dum

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    • 53739

      Agreed

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  • Cheese123

    Are you a minority?

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  • chocolatenugget

    Maybe your face is just really spayable :/

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    • FruityGoofyFaggot

      The face doesn't have ovaries or a uterus to remove. If it did, It would be too weird to talk to people being as their genitals would be on display. Do you think I want to look at a penis or vagina plastered on someone's face? Women would menstruate out of their faces for gods sake! There's not enough cleverly designed tampons or pads in the world to take care of that. But wait...if their genitals are where the face is, does that mean their face is now located between their legs? You have officially scared me. I'm going to go to my bird coop, gather all my goose's eggs, slather myself in the yolks and cry in an obnoxiously loud manner until the neighbors attack me with pre moistened alka seltzer cold medicine. SO MUCH FIZZINESS!

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  • DedicatedToTheTruth

    That's sad and funny at the same time. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry.

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  • Brice1

    Ok you should have said what happened the first time the second Time you should have punched her face (if you punch her in the stomach she could miscarriage and you'd get in trouble) the last one you should have laughed and keep pepper spray or a taser your own so you can give them a taste of there own medicine

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  • NobodyCares

    Some women are just big bitches. Picking on an innocent person like you, they should be punished!

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    • The next time they attack I will say:
      For Love and Justice, the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon I will punish you!

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  • Dr.Wierd

    Well its apparently normal for you, at least you anticipated the third attack and maybe eventually you will build up an immunity like some sort of sexual predator(clearly your not your just getting treated like one).

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  • EccentricWeird

    prolly cuz u ugli

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  • Ozzy

    tbh it might be a race issue that needs to be taken care off, or maybe you look very intimidating and/or you approach the women in a very intimidating way that causes them to fear you.

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    • ChaoticBunny

      Yeah. Or maybe he looks like some rapist or something. O_O

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      • Actually I look more like a girl than a guy. Some people even mistaken me for a girl.

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        • ChaoticBunny

          Maybe their jealous that your prettier then them :-P

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          • I know I'm prettier than they are *Flips hair*

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            • ChaoticBunny

              Haha :-P Your cute, OP

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        • Ozzy

          Are you a troll?

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          • Nope. I'm actually a discontinued VO5 shampoo bottle that is capable of making people's hair smell like Strawberries and Cream. It's not the life I would have chosen, because I didn't choose this life. It chose me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Shampoo Ball to dance with all the other soap products.

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