People that tamper with meals and then serve to rude customers

A buddy of mine used to work at a certain food outlet chain which will remain nameless.

If customers were rude to him or complained too much or were generally a pain in the ass he had a range of things he would do.

Here's some examples:

- Sneezing or blowing his nose into a bun (then calling it a Bacon Double Sneeze Burger!).

- Burger patties "accidentally" dropped on the floor, stepped on.

- urinating into the French Fries before they're cooked (Piss Fries)

- washing his rubber boots in the potatoes he was rinsing before they get turned into french fries

- other things too gross to mention

Is it normal?

Yes and I've actually done it! (yr story please) 1
Yes 7
No 17
Hell No and you should be on a Judge Judy episode! 34
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Comments ( 25 )
  • Pure_Rage

    That's fucking disgusting, shame on your friend.

    I'm glad that I'm smart enough to NEVER eat fast-food.

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    • Yeah shame on you Mark! ya bastard!
      Makin' piss fries and all

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    • Cigsznass

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  • Jayemen

    I have many friends in the food service business, and, trust me..This happens all the time. Have seen female friends chip their nail polish into drinks and beer and food (don't think that doesn't happen..it really does), handle themselves then the food, and "jokingly" cough on food and drinks. Guys do that, too. Guy bartenders, I guess women, too, also have a thing with mixing drinks that really don't go together to make a rude customer sick or leave.

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  • PhillipLoco

    Hence I never eat out disgusting

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  • lemon

    I've worked at fast food outlets and no matter how rude a customer was (including telling me a monkey could do my job and telling me repeatedly to clean their shoes), I would never mess with their food. It's just wrong and someone who does that cannot be psychologically healthy and probably wouldn't get much happiness in their life if that is their idea of revenge.

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  • fudgebarr

    at my first job a zillion years ago if a customer was a major jackhole to everyone and abusive to the staff my boss would jizz in their food.He only did it in extreme cases.

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    • BlackyHancock

      I heard of someone doing that on a pizza and on a caesar salad. Apparently they loved the taste and creamy texture.

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    • extreme! but i have heard of people doing that

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  • giantgummypennis

    The lesson is don't be an asshole to service staff.

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  • IMissMary

    THats why I rarely if ever eat at restaurants, home cooked food tastes better too.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Shitty people do shitty thangs! Hopefully more restaurants will install surveillance cameras! Seriously, I hope people who poison and contaminate food like that get caught, and prosecuted to the fullest of the law!

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    • One thing I've learned from all this is NEVER piss off the chef, the servers and wait staff until AFTER you've eaten!

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      • RoseIsabella

        I just hope they get caught.

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  • mannyboy56

    Thats not true there is no time to cause that much craziness. ...lol

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  • ActionBastard

    What is a food outlet?

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    • Could be an anus

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      • ActionBastard

        That's a shit outlet. If you have food coming out of your anus you should seek professional help.

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        • I checked this morning and the following things came out:
          A big box of chocolates (still gift wrapped)
          A double beef hamburger with extra mayo and pickles (still in good condition)
          and some chicken nuggets

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          • ActionBastard

            If you eat hamburgers instead of cheeseburgers, you should seek professional help.

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        • wigz

          It's plant food.

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          • ActionBastard

            Is this North Korea? Are we gonna fertilize with human waste?

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            • wigz

              Well, I mean..it happens whether we want it to or not. All sorts of critters love to eat our poop. If they didn't then we'd be up shit creek literally.

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            • we already do

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  • wigz

    Your friend needs to grow up.

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