People have unrealistic standards on dating websites.

Seriously I know people who go on these websites with ridiculously insane standards, then when they don't get the results they want, they phone me at four in the morning or knock on my door anywhere between 1-4 AM to whine about how "men are dogs" or "women are bitches".

What's wrong with these people?
- My lazy 400 pound obese friend with acne needs to realize that the hot fitness instructor blondes he chases aren't going to go for him.
- My female friend on food stamps with 5 kids isn't going to get that muscular man who makes 900,000 dollars a year.
- My friend in his 70's is not going to wind up with a pretty 18 year old girl that he thinks he'll eventually get.
- My jobless friend who does not own a car, house, or any source of income, and would rather smoke pot all day then get a job is not going to land that hard working younger guy that makes a lot of cash.

I have MANY more examples I can think of and each one annoys the shit out of me. If these people lowered their standards a bit, they might have a lifelong connection with someone they really like, but instead they shoot for things they can't have and wonder why they get rejected. They don't listen to me, and at this point, I'm done!

Is any of this normal? I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I'm tired of it already.

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Comments ( 20 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Your friends should just hook up with each other.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You are correct, but people are selfish and delusional so they lust after what their sorry entitled asses can't have. I genuinely enjoyed and appreciated this post. It doesn't get much more real. God bless you for your honesty!

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  • Incomplet

    It's the illusion of choice. People seem to think that just because there's millions of members on dating sites, their chances of landing a serious relationship with someone (clearly out of their league) are realistic.

    The truth is that most of those profiles aren't even active.

    Source: friend works for OKC.

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  • I always see pictures of this type of thing happening on my Facebook newsfeed. I'm just sitting there like "Are you serious right now?"

    Fuckin' stupid.

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  • MissDethstar

    Yeees I've seen so much of that. Another thing I find completely senseless about these people is that they search for their total opposite in terms of interest and life goal. How the hell a guy who wants to play game and smoke weed all day fits with this classy university girl. Shouldn't they be more interested in finding somebody who would be actually happy with them ? Their relationship wouldn't last a week.

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  • (s)aint

    HAHAHAHAH!

    I have noticed this as well. People who whine about being lonely and yet they wont settle for anything but their absolute ideal when they themselves look/act like shit.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i aint gittin wrapped up with them fools

    im holdin out for the queena england to git back to me

    she needs a good man in her life besides that retard sona hers

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  • thegypsysailor

    You sure have a lot of seemingly unattractive and loser friends. Perhaps if you want to sleep the night through, you should find some more normal friends.

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  • Destroyerofbush

    Seriously, the ONLY time that you ever see a fat ugly pimple faced geek with a hot chick is when they are rich spoiled hollywood/beverly hills jewish actor kids who's rabbi/daddy paid some bimbo/hooker/escort to be with them!... The real fat cellar dweller's trolling thru dating sites looking for Megan Fox are doomed to failure like America under an unqualified black president is!... But, Just remember this kids, Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder! So anyone ugly as sin being with anyone hot CAN happen!... Look at Kevin Sorbo the TV and Film actor, millions of women think he's "hot", so he probably could get just about any "hot" chick he ever wanted, but have you ever seen his wife? She's so NOT hot at all, and they've been together for a very long time!... And the ONLY time you do ever see a 71+ year old grandpa get with a hot 18 year old slut is when gramps is a billionaire and the 18 year old skank is a gold diggin bitch, i.e; Anna Nichole Smith for one, she was in her twenties when she hooked up with that 98 year old Texas billionaire who apparently didn't mind that she was dumb, plastic, fake, already used up with a sissy attention starved kid and hat she was a pill popping junkie!

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  • Mersaphe

    Too many people are focused on trying to find their ideal perfect partners and not focused enough on improving themselves. Most guys, regardless of their own appearance and qualities, will always subconsciously be attracted to society's perception of the "hot girl", and vice versa. Although it may be true to some extent that "opposites attract", two people with completely different interests will have a hard time getting along and forming a close bond.

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  • Freedom_

    Sounds like a couple of your friends need to try sugardaddy.com

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  • LostAndBroken

    People have unrealistic expectations about lots of things in life.

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  • Zangyr

    Well, I can understand your reaction since in these cases, they are responsible and could change if they want.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Wait, how does your stoner friend afford to buy pot in amount that she can blaze all day? Or any pot at all. Shes def fuckin her dealer.

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  • Dad

    When you have nothing else, all you have is hope.
    Don't let your 'friends' see your post ;)

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    There's a friend of a friend, overweight and a massive stoner, not looking for work because he relies on his mum's disability allowance who regularly says " well she's no Taylor swift "

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    • RoseIsabella

      Oh man, that's bad! If Taylor saw him she'd probably run away screaming then write a song about it.

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      • Destroyerofbush

        That is if Taylor Swift could get her plastic head out of that fat ugly Lena Dunham's fat ass or out of the plastic surgeons office long enough to even look at the fat loser! LOL

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    • tokillanally

      What a dickbag.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Yeah I can't stand him

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