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It never fails. If there is a bad smell in the room, everybody looks at me. Friends and family tell me to fart outside. Actually, I almost never have gas. I take a shower everyday, and am conscientious about brushing my teeth. What can I do?
| There is nothing you can do. | 5 | |
| Tell them to fuck off. | 17 | |
| Become a loner. | 2 | |
| Other. Please explain. | 5 |
Eat some beans, then really blow them away with some powerful, real ass farts. The way I see it these people deserve it!
I have made more money than many college grad's as a locksmith for over 27 years and have retirement from the county Social security and Medicare my wife has county retirement and social security, Medicare. We are fine as far as money. a 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, living room. family room, wash room-pantry house. Lack of a higher education hasn't hurt me. I would recommend a vocational school for many kids that don't have a calling that requires college. I make over 100000 a year.
I let out a monster fart in my algebra class. I got to spend the rest of the class outside. So I went for a smoke. They kicked me out of algebra back to math. I din like the kids in algebra they were all upper class in thier minds.
5% of jobs require proficiency in algebra. These jobs are the highest paying jobs in finance, logistics, engineering, medicine and research. We, the wealthiest 1%, give our kids extra tutoring in algebra and calculus to make sure the upper class maintains its control.
If you are intelligent and don't need tutoring, you can get one of these top jobs. But, you will have to learn not to fart.
If it is not you, show flatulent pride. Say, "Hey hey, I call an audible."
Start eating things that will give terrible gas and let them have it. Also be sure to take credit for it. That should set them straight.