Penis and breast food.

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When it comes to food, I like to group it by what genitalia it's reminiscent of. Oblong fruits and veg that beg for attention are called "Penis Food". Example: Bananas, carrots and cucumbers. Shapely round fruit and veg that come with a form of softness are "Breast Food". Some fine examples would be watermelons or cantaloupes.

I used to prefer "breast food" but now I don't really care for either. I've been classifying food this way since I was rather young. Is it normal?

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    You classified foods such as bananas, carrots, cucumbers as penises when you were young? LOL, wtf?

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  • jesusj
    11 years ago

    dappled I love you.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    What's broccoli? That has both a stalk and a round plume of foliage.

    Hmm, maybe it's intersex.

    You know this will never get moderated, right? :P

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      I suppose it would be intersex like a snail.

      Hopefully, it will get through! I've put allot of confessions in this post!

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        This is such a curious story. Oh, I like your photography, by the way. I had a look once while I was lurking but I couldn't say anything (because I was lurking). I had another look last weekend. You're really developing (pun semi-intended).

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        • NoraBaker
          11 years ago

          Oooh, I feel like I've been hit by a poisoned sword in the final act of Hamlet... *falls to the ground* rrrRrr... Lol :D

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Aww, Miss Nora. I'm scared I have genuinely offended you. I was going to make a joke about you becoming Banquo's ghost (Baker's ghost?) but then I remembered that it was Macbeth not Hamlet so I chose not to say it. However, I am saying it anyway so that you can laugh and point and say, "dappled doesn't know his Shakespeare".

            And I'll even maybe cook okra again and dedicate it to you. :P

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        • Avant-Garde
          11 years ago

          Thank you:D

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        Well, so did I! :P
        And I hope it makes it!

        But wouldn't snail technically be categorized as breast food?

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        • Avant-Garde
          11 years ago

          I suppose it would with its round shell and soft body.

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    • NoraBaker
      11 years ago

      You bad man! Why you say that to UP? Stop say it, you bad!

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        I know I've drawn some of your favourite vegetation into disrepute and I should feel bad about that, but I feel strangely wicked this evening, so :P

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        • NoraBaker
          11 years ago

          Go fight man big like you, see Shazenegger.

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  • Imsupernormal
    11 years ago

    That sounds pretty stupid.

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    No, it isn't, but I love OKRA, which is a penis pre-cum-in-your-mouth food. XD

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    • sega31098
      11 years ago

      Thank you for ruining my appetite....

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      Only if you cook it wrong. :P Apparently, when boiling it, you've got to attempt to judge the exact three seconds where it's perfectly cooked. I managed it once by repeated testing (it was like the stuff was in an ICU, the amount of attention I gave it). When it was perfect, I took the pan off the heat and drained the okra. In the five seconds I was doing that, pft, ruined! :/

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        You so mean. Why you want take it away from me? :(

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    What a strange thing to do.

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