Pee bottle

I tend to drink a lot of coffee and water through the day and night and I go to the bathroom quite a bit.. I get lazy and so is it normal to keep a bottle under my bed to use so I don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes when I'm trying to sleep until I'm empty??

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  • NothingxCrazy

    When I was about 7, I found bottles of Sunny D under my brothers table in his bedroom. I was wondering what they were doing there. It was odd, so I took one and opened it. The seal was already broken. Then I noticed it wasn't Sunny D at all. I never, to this day, have told my brother I found those pee bottles. I feel like it would be embarrassing for him to find out someone else knew about it. He was 11 at the time.

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  • Darkoil

    I used to do that when I was stoned and didn't want to leave my bedroom then I would throw it out of my window.

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    • ohplease

      I feel bad for everyone you lived with and near

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    • t-k-w

      that's exactly what I do!! what's the point in being a guy if you don't embrace every advantage we have over women ie pissing where we please..

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  • fissionmailed

    Get some of those gallon jugs, so you won't have to change them out as much as with bottles

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    • Plasma1813

      I keep a two liter by my bed

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  • Terence_the_viking

    As long as you dispose of it in a timely manner.

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  • ManicMan

    When I lived in my last place(rooming house), I knew this other guy who lived w/me that had 2-4(4LitreJugs)full of piss!He said he used them when the washroom was really busy and had to go bad.I thought it was funny as hell...piss jugs! :)

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  • PboDude

    That's disgusting. Take it you don't have a woman in your life, im sure that'd go down well if you brought a girl back and there's bottles of piss next to your bed. Class act.

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  • Gross.

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  • sYki

    Truckers do it all the time while on the road.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      No wonder they swerve so much.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    This is what they make bedpans for.

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  • kelili

    If I were a boy I would certainly have a pee bottle too. It takes so much effort to get out of bed just to pee.

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  • youDon'tKnowMe>:P

    You're addicted to coffee, my fellow brother of the coffee scented fold

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  • dck8267

    lol me and bf do something similar only in motels and hotels though, if we are wasted when we go to sleep we would wake up and discovered the bed piss soaked...we finally found out we both were doing it on purpose not accidentaly so from that point on we just piss the bed lol

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  • catdogman

    I. Save a big hug and pour it around the flowers and beg beds it keeps the deer away works too

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  • Kathleen_Brown

    I would do it if I was a boy.

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  • virgo12

    Until I saw this forum, I thought my boyfriend was the only weirdo In the world! Hell, I think he prefer to pee in the bottle rather than go to the bathroom! I think the SHIT is plain lazy! Go to the damn bathroom!

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    • la_uva_mojada

      He shits in it too? What a nasty, lazy fuck!!!

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  • ohplease

    How lazy are you? Maybe drink less before bed???

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  • davesumba

    my dad did that when be shattered his heel, so he wouldn't have to painfully walk to the bathroom. but to do so on account of laziness, i guess i'll let it slide, cause i absolutely hate having to get up to go to the bathroom when i'm sleeping nicely.

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  • pussinboots

    It's okay unless you don't mix pee bottle to water bottle.

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  • cigs

    i only have to say it is because if you have to pee bad and have something to pee in go ahead

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  • Faceless

    Get a bed pan.

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  • kinklu

    When I had my gall bladder removed at the hospital the hard way they gave me bottle you can use without getting out of bed and I took it home. But I usually get up to use it because it's too easy to spill when you wake up half asleep.

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