Paper beats rock????

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I hate that in "rock- paper- sissors" that paper beats rock.
HOW THE HELL CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK????
wouldn't the sharp edges of the rock cut up the paper?
What? Did the paper give the rock a terrible paper cut while covering it, or something?
I mean, if you throw a rock at someone, it hurts, right?
well i'm pretty sure nothing will happen to you if someone throws paper at you.

If you throw paper at someone, it won't go that far.
But if you cruple it, it may hit you, but it won't hurt.

You don't go, "Oh that tickled" when someone throws a rock.
And you don't say "WHAT THE F***?! YOU HIT ME IN THE ARM WITH THAT CRUMPLE PAPER! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" and start having and spaz attack, and start bleeding.

So, how the hell can the similar thing be happening for the rock?

I think somebody REALLY needs to change it!

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  • texas1
    13 years ago | pl

    Nope, paper beats rock because once the rock is covered up with the paper the rock suffocates and dies. In the end the paper wins.Victory is MINE!!haha

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  • abbeyroad
    13 years ago

    This was totally unoriginal. I hate people who steal shit and claim it as they're own original thought. This was from a tv show. Almost word for word.

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  • bloksow
    13 years ago

    No offense, but the only thing not normal here is that you get so irritated by it. GET A LIFE!!!

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  • ladymantoloveyoulongtime
    13 years ago

    What the hell is any of this rambling supposed to mean? How is this an Is It Normal question? Why do the Moderators keep letting this crap through? Are they really that desperate for stories that they let any crap through? Why the hell would anyone give a toss about this?

    What the hell kind of life do you have to have to wonder about ridiculous things like this? I think it's time for you to leave your parent's basement, find a real girlfriend, not just a blow up one who you planned on marrying, get some sunshine, make real friends, not fake one's off the internet and make something of yourself.

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  • Bleach2476
    13 years ago

    Dumb post.

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  • yaboiiii
    13 years ago

    @ howaminotmyself, water is not an element!

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