Outta rehab help

so my bestie and i were into sum drugs an shes just got outta rehab i'm relly scared shes gonna prolapse and that shit gonna turn her inside out agin... drugs an evil thang. pleez help us out. is it normal i wanna help her out an im worried to death???

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  • "prolapse"

    mwahahahaha

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    • laugf all you want. theres a great chance that can happen. your rude and mean for makin fun of us

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      • Well yes i'm sorry i laughed but i certainly wasn't going to "laugf".

        Relapse, you mean relapse, theres a great chance you could relapse. You relapse back into drugs you retarded meth head.

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        • DaniLove13

          Whyy are you being so rude?? Honestly, he or she just wants some help and all you can do is make fun and call them a Meth Head?? WOW. You need to do something more productive with your time, rather than sit back and make fun of those less fortunate than you. Drugs are a serious situation and nothing to make fun about. If someone is asking for help, then maybe you should consider giving them some HELPFUL ADVICE instead of just making an ass out of yourself. You making fun doesnt make you look cool. The only person who thinks your cool for these rude ass comments is you.

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          • I see about 4 people being rude to the OP in exactly the same way. So why are you only having a go at me?

            And 1. I have the most experience with drugs on this thread easily.

            2. You can't look cool on the internet, so it has nothing to do with my comments.

            3. Most importantly of all, mind your own business!

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        • lauGH i made a miscake alright whatevr. anyway shes not gonna prolapse in methanfetamines cause that shit ain't cool. read the shit right SHE is gonna prolapse not ME, retarted meth ass face

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          • RubyCane

            Miscakes... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummy... Can we have a piece of the delicious miscake you made, pleeease?!?

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            Prolapse - A slipping forward or down of one of the parts or organs of the body.

            The word you are looking for is relapse, not prolapse.

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          • jacksonplong

            right now some where a language arts teacher is crying.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Maybe you should go to rehab too.

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    • but i been clean for along time befor shes gone to rehab. im drugs free i need to help tha bff stay clean too!!

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      • Avant-Garde

        Get her appointments with doctors that specialize on this sort of thing or a support group. She needs to be kept balanced enough to have a better "resistance" against the drugs.

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        • thats cool. Youre the only one relly helpin us out thanks bro

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          • Avant-Garde

            No problem and good luck:)

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  • Sillygoose

    Maybe you should go to rehab then back to elementary school...assuming you ever went there in the first place.

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    • and i'mnot even gonna anser to your comment brcause you dont look liek you wanna help us thanks. you go back to kintergarden!!!

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      • xoxosabrinaxoxo

        You kinda just did answer by saying you were not going to answer... JS.

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      • Sillygoose

        Thanks but I've already been placed in advanced education. You should really check up on your grammar and typing issues, you completely asinine fool. Anyways, if you're so dead set on getting your friend help, give the individual an ultimatum. If the individual doesn't comply, leave the individuals life. Simple. Even for you.

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        • Sillygoose

          Oh, and by the way. You DID in fact answer when you clearly said you weren't going to answer my comment. Dumbass.

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          • no I didn't. i told i wasnt gonna reply and i didnt. how is that a reply mister univerty?

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            • Sillygoose

              But anyways, with you're "situation" stated above, be supportive of your friends decisions, whatever she makes. Be sure to be by her side in whatever course of life she make take. Whatever it may be.

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            • Sillygoose

              You still in fact answered to my comment. You spelled university wrong as well. You should seriously consider getting at least some sort of education, and I am not joking whatsoever. I am being completely serious right now, dipshit.

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  • Justsomejerk

    You should help her, but not with spelling.

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    • and how am i gonna do that???

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      • Justsomejerk

        I don't want her to prolapse either you need to help her wait for it to come she mustn't strain. You could tell her to rock back and forth or try holding her hand. Reckless rectal behaviour ruins lives. Was she taking suppositories?

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        • no. you were

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          • Justsomejerk

            Well it's been fun, hope your friend pulls through.

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  • SceedarMoon

    If you are so scared she isn't strong enough maybe you should talk to her about staying in the rehabilitation center for a bit longer.

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  • DaniLove13

    To answer your question on how to help, all you need to do is be there for her. No matter what decsion she makes; whether deciding to go back on the drugs or stay off of them; you need to just be there for her. And if she DOES go back on the drugs, don't rub it in her face or say 'i told you so'. Cause that will just make it worse. Try to be there and guide her. Don't give her money!!! She will use that for drugs. Give her advice, but don't push it on her. Make it known what she is doing is wrong and could kill her or put her in jail, and if she listens, then alright. If not, then still continue being there for her. Once she comes into the realization that what she is doing is her fault and its screwing up her life, then she can go ahead into the 12 step program or NA and get the true help she needs and deserves.

    As far as the rest of this conversation goes, i have to say it was interesting. First of all, I would just like to point out that your spelling does need some assistance. I would also like to say that it IS RELAPSE. I know I am right because my cousin is a recovering Heroin addict and has RELAPSED several times. Next, I would like to know, better yet, try to understand why in the world you people are making fun of this person?? They have bad grammar and keep saying 'its PROLAPSE not RELAPSE'?? Ummm.... WHO CARES?? It doesn't matter what kind of grammar they have, the root of the whole conversation was supposed to be about helping them, help their friend. What the fuck do you people care if they don't spell things right or say things out of context?? Point is, if you CHILDREN don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

    And for the guy who THINKS he is so grammatically educated; The comment you left above about this person being a 'completely asinine fool' is not worded right. It SHOULD have been, 'COMPLETE asinine fool' Not COMPLETELY. I figured since you were so deadset on telling SOMEONE ELSE how to spell or talk correctly, that I should be able to correct YOU with the mistake you made.

    The whole point I'm making is that, this whole conversation is a bunch of responses from people who are clearly STILL in middle school. You want to talk about someone having to go back to elementary school for grammar, and yet your the ones who need to go back to school and become educated on how you are supposed to treat a person. This person has feelings just like the rest of you on here and while you may not care, at least you should take that into consideration before making fun. As far as MY spelling and grammar goes, why don't you all read this and then tell me what mistakes i've made seeing as how you ALL know what the fuck your talking about.

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  • flax

    It's relapse you mong!

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    There are many different groups that can help her to quit and stay off of drugs. You are right in trying to help her out, She will need your support through this process. Although in the end it is a situation she will have to make her self.

    By the way, i'm not trying to be a jerk, but type prolapse into your image search and you will understand why everyone is giving you crap about your confused wording!

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  • its when you stop doin drugs and then sum stupid ass friends shows up with more drugs and you do it agin

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  • Eternal_Wisdom

    "i'm relly scared shes gonna prolapse" hahahaha. did you mean prolapse or relapse?

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    • potato, potato what difrence does it make?

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      • xoxosabrinaxoxo

        Uhm bro, prolapse is ... something COMPLEATLY different. Google images, trust me.. theres a BIG difference!!

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  • flax

    What the hell is prolapse?

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    • Eternal_Wisdom

      google images. oh and remember to turn safe search off first.

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      • xoxosabrinaxoxo

        AHHHHH I got kicked outta the libary for that shit. :/ Jezz, now my friends looking at me like im a creep. omg..*Cries*

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    • Avant-Garde

      prolapse
      noun |prōˈlaps, ˈprōˌlaps|
      a slipping forward or down of one of the parts or organs of the body: a rectal prolapse.
      • a prolapsed part or organ, esp. a uterus or rectum.
      verb |prōˈlaps| [ no obj. ] (usu. as adj. prolapsed)
      (of a part or organ of the body) slip forward or down: a prolapsed uterus.
      ORIGIN mid 18th cent.: from Latin prolaps- ‘slipped forward,’ from the verb prolabi, from pro- ‘forward, down’ + labi ‘to slip.’

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    • Justsomejerk

      I think its when you try to shit too hard and you shit out your intestine.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        If I don't stop laughing soon I might die!

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        • Me too. XD

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            Your comment brought me back to this page, and started a whole new round of hysterical laughter!

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