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I do say, the level of expansion of your ceaseless devotion to acquire fatuous recompense of thumbs up is only equaled by your birth giver's widespread.
Long story short. Yo momma fat.
Oh yeah! Your mom's a fatuous recompense. I bet she has a lot to say about being widespread. :P
I am disinclined to appreciate the improper retaliation of which consists of the criticism of the wide spread of my mother dearest.
If you persist to continuously feel inclined to prolong the improper name calling of mother, then the unavoidable consequences will dealt in retaliation.
-Tips hat and swirls cain-
I think OP means insulting someone and not coming off incredibly vulgar. Such as the A, B, F word.
Well that wasn't insulting you unruly darth. (What does that even mean?) Perhaps an insult can be sophisticated, but a truly sophisticated insult is one that goes over the head of the person you are insulting. They can't know that what you said was intended to make them look dumb or foolish. Kind of like a back handed compliment.
I do rather enjoy these types of comments, but they frequently go unnoticed around these parts that they've lost their edge.
So maybe I do enjoy "sophisticated insults" but the above examples are not them.
if the insult is creative, with no intent to hurt ones feelings, and the other person receiving the insult knows that its just banter.
I recommend you take tips from the programme The Thick of It. Examples:
"He's as useless as a marzipan dildo."
"He’s so dense that light bends around him."
"Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are to me."
"You look like you've shat a Lego garage."
"Ok, Shitehead Revisited."
"I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right?"
"You're about as on the ball today as a dead seal."
"You're worse than dead meat. I don't know what you're laughing at. You're too toxic to even feed to the vultures."
"He will eat you up, sick you out, and grout his fucking wet room with you."
"You're like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra."
"I'll personally fucking eviscerate you, right? I mean, I don't have your education, I don't know what that means. But I'll start by ripping your cock off and I'll busk it from there. OK?"
"Wait 'till you see when I'm finished with him! He'll look like fucking Mel Gibson's Jesus!"
"I am going to have your guts as a skipping rope! And your lungs sun-dried and turned into a little fucking waistcoat!"
"You're looking well... for someone twice your age."
"You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside."
Oh also:
"I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!"
"You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, cunt!"
I'm English so I tend to like insults which sound like compliments. For instance, "Wow! There really is no beginning to your brilliance."
I like to insult people by not making sense and using whatever they said to me against them. Then I turn to "yo momma" insults.
Example of argument between my boyfriend and I:
Him: Stop eating popcorn, I hate the sound.
Me: You're a sound!
Him: Your face is a sound.
Me: Your mum's face is a sound!
Yeah, I need to work on my come backs.
Isn't your mum the biggest insult ever.
Two simple words that when bought together enrages the reciever of said insult.
My personal favourites are.
Dog fart
Banana shits
Pansy waist
Dirty Mugger
Wanker
Tosser
Smelly Beesnatch.
when you get a sarcastic comment like '''really'' or what we face mostly is when we try to be funny or say a joke some people ... 'do we have to laugh .. should i ... hahahaha ...'' in a serious tone and thats insulting... all of us here do this and it really works.. and this is my favorite one
I've always liked the word asinine as an insult, so I would have voted for asinine* pigeon.