Organic produce is erotic

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My sexuality is unusual. I'm not attracted to women or men. My only physical turn-on is directed towards fruits and garden vegetables. Always has been. It's not funny. Eggplants and green melons in particular. I didn't choose this. My situation causes me deep shame. Sweet cooked summer squash just about breaks my heart. So tender. I'm troubled by my urges. Zucchini, carrots, cucumbers....do I have to spell that part out? Don't judge me. Farmer's markets are problematic. I have seen many therapists. How should I live with this burning need? My life is a cornucopia of suffering. I don't want to be alone, I just want to be loved, how can I find my way?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    There's no shame in being one with nature. I too wish to be one with it, but my needs differ from yours due to the fact that I'm not sexually attracted to botany. It is also nice to hear that you eat organics. Why don't try better integrating your love? Like becoming a botanist or a farmer as previously suggested. Good luck.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      I thought u left AG or Did you just want me to think you left?

      *gives u a fat welcome back hug squeezing u tightly
      Ahahaha

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        I have, but then, yet, I haven't. I keep popping in! Maybe, I'll make a proper return during the holidays? ;)

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  • Troniik
    12 years ago

    u can fall in love with someone who accepts things like that, and keep that habit/addiction of yours. depending of ur age it will probably fade someday

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  • cathy22
    12 years ago

    buy a farm?

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  • theWARwhore
    13 years ago

    lol wtf no offense but thats fucked up dude

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  • BUGABOO-666-
    13 years ago

    I lol'd.

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