Operation santa swindle?

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So here it is, April 25th, and my neighbor still has their ugly 4' tall plastic Santa outside on display.

He's begging for adventure!

What do you think should happen to him?

Items I have that could be of use:

guns
tomahawk
knives
duct tape
men's, women's and kids clothes
a coon skin hat
a plunger
several hammers
a car
rope
fishing gear
a camera
cats
a spare tire
empty bottles of booze
an old crib mattress
all sorts of tools
a lawn mower

And more....plus a lot of spare time, plenty of places to go, all sorts of settings, rural and in town.

Oh, don't do anything to him!! 11
You should.....(put your suggestion in a comment) 21
You really shouldn't, but I guess.....(put suggestion in a comment) 4
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  • Jweezee
    11 years ago

    First i'd check and see if your neighbor was decaying in the shower after a fatal slip and fall. If he's okay and just lazy ass shit put a sombrero on santa's head, spray paint him brown, and duct tape a bottle of tequila In his hand for upcoming cinco de mayo.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Put a strap on dildo on him.

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  • Dulse.
    11 years ago

    You could take the Santa on a little vacation. Return him with photos a few months later. Check out this link, it would make a good prank.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_gnome_prank

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      Oh, that is

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  • Emo0500
    11 years ago

    Stick the tomohawk in one side of his head. The knife in the other. Duct tape he beer Boyle to the hand and stick a plunger on his genitals and stick a wrench up his arse and blow up his face with a shogun.
    -BOTDF

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    Throw a Tomahawk at it's skull,
    stick knives in it's chest,
    Duct-tape cats to it,
    Duct-tape a spare tire to it's bum,
    Stick a plunger on it's genitals,
    and hang it on a tree with the rope.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    I laughed at this.

    You could do a drive by shooting on Santa with a paintball gun if you have one. That should get the message across pretty good :)

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    You should let your neighbor know that we are putting our continued existence at risk by coating this planet in plastics. We all need to eliminate unnecessary plastic items, such as this.

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    • suckonthis9
      11 years ago

      As far as 'getting rid' of Plastic Santa, the best solution is high temperature incineration, producing energy. The ash will be however toxic, containing dioxins and other harmful substances, so will need to be disposed of deep in abandoned mines. Do not landfill plastics, as the plastic molecules will spread.

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