Only have to poop at work

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I work at a very upscale spa/fitness type place. I'm a primary player in a support role. I do the bulk of the work there and get very little of the credit.

I've developed a strange habit. I only feel the need to poop at work.

This has never happened to me before. I only ever pooped at home!

Is this me passive-aggressively making this place 'mine'? Do other people have this issue? Is it totally weird or perfectly normal?

I hate it. It's embarrassing.

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  • Michaelangelus
    13 years ago

    Pooing at work is a great way to save money on TP

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  • byknight
    13 years ago

    keep on poopin' is ok, better they clean it than you. go ahead and use their t.p

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  • flowers-madness
    13 years ago

    This has happened to me before. Its always painful, gassy poop too. Its one of the reasons I quit my job.

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  • JohnGalt
    13 years ago

    This is you showing your true colors as a moocher, as you are basically stealing your boss's toilet paper and water. You are why your company has to charge the customers more money to make up for that. When you find your company bankrupt, your town desolated with unemployment, and the national infrastructure collapsing, you will only have yourself to blame, looter!

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  • barter1
    13 years ago

    I don't think your recent poop sessions at work, has any relation to you passive/aggressively "owning" your work place.
    You gotta go when you have to. differs for many people. Whether at work or at home.Its totally normal

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  • ComeFlyWithMe
    13 years ago

    Many people tend to go around the same time each day so it's normal that you always have to go at work. I think your body just changed it's rhythm.

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