Olympic style butt wipe

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So, I heard a story about a guy that stands up while wiping his butt. I just wanted to let everyone know that I halfway bend with my cheeks open to optimize my wiping effectiveness. I can get a good hard angle on the orifice, and I can also get the part of the butt where the back starts and fecal meterial gets deposited. I call it Olympic-style wiping, and my girlfriend thinks it's weird, but it's the only way for me to get it all hermitically sealed. That's it!

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  • ieatrocksdirt
    14 years ago

    hahahahahaha

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    You know, if you prop one leg up, say on a sink or some place to get good footing, and bend slightly, you can get an even better angle.

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  • johannis
    5 years ago

    I do the same....i dont sit on the toilet when i shit....its a position somewhere between a squat/deadlift type deal

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Regardless, you are still a stander. If it makes you feel any better you can try to instal a bidet in your bathroom.

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  • BloodRedAndTrue
    10 years ago

    i run into a toilet paper roll ass first faggot

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  • Schythl
    13 years ago

    Butt wiping: the Olympic sport of tomorrow!

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  • BoredGuy
    13 years ago

    this is disturbing.

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  • SillyKitty55
    13 years ago

    what is a bidet?
    and i just use baby wipes when i take a dump. they come in handy. you just wipe twice and your good to go. no need to do the Olympic style butt wiping anymore for you. Seriously baby wipes come in huge packages at target for like 8 or 10 bucks. but you cannot flush wipes down the toilet or it will get clogged. also there are flushable wet wipes that are mad expensive. hence why i stick to baby wipes. well i have a baby girl. haha well not so baby anymore. lol

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    • b454
      13 years ago

      Rip the wipes in half! That's what I do, so as not to clog the bowl

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  • mousieroo
    13 years ago

    If you're that worried about it get a bidet.

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  • mechell
    13 years ago

    If you are pooping healtily you should barely have to wipe. I do suggest moist wipes though. They are handy. just make sure u dry it before clothes go back on.

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  • oiroif
    14 years ago

    HAHA that is amazing...at least you try to get your butt clean than do it half assed

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  • jeff2smart
    14 years ago

    Wow; techniques

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  • ruralfrights
    14 years ago

    As long as it gets the job done and you don't go around smelling like open ass.

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  • Kai'Layah
    14 years ago

    hahahahaha, i can picture my boyfriend doing this, thanks for the visual. lol

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  • AliceJane
    14 years ago

    I could've gone my entire life without knowing that. I will never be the same.

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