Ok to have sex with yourself and have a child with all your chromosomes?

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I keep on having these weird dreams where I am making my own babies. I do identify as a female... or at least I did until last month. At first, it was just a bump, about 10 cm beside the opening to my vagina and it was growing out of my left leg. Eventually it grew into a small nub protruding out of my leg. Every day I would measure: 0.4 cm, 0.5 cm, 0.6cm and so forth every day.

Until, one day, I woke up STICKY AF! I looked down at my leg and saw that I had grown a penis! Testicles, shaft, the whole 9 yards. I had seen many penis when fingering to pornhub but this... it was as... something very VERY-- (sigh) it really wasn't that big. Anyways:

So... I went to the bathroom one morning and started to TUG and beat my penis until WHAM! More sticky (what I guess is) sperm. Anyways, now I have both a penis and vagina. One day, I will touch my self and then stick my erection into my vagina to get a child after ejaculation. I wont to know if this is normal and I really should have a child. Please no mean answers. Thanks.

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  • SpongeBobSquareBants
    6 years ago

    Yes, that's a very common situation.

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  • LackOfSand
    6 years ago

    For your dreams, it's likely just a fetish you have.

    For the functional grown penis, it's impossible. You can't just grow testicular nerves, you can't just develop functional testicles, you can't just develop a whole new AND functional male reproductive system.

    There are VERY RARE cases of someone being born with both reproductive systems and they both work. BUT THEY WERE BORN WITH IT.

    You either really think biology is some salad (because you don't seem to have heard of it or genetics), or you're a troll.

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  • LackOfSand
    6 years ago

    Sorry, but it's literally biologically impossible to grow A FUNCTIONAL PENIS out of your leg.

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  • charli.m
    6 years ago

    You been drinking bleach or something?

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