Ohio or florida?
More Flohiorida on my soggy nachos, plez!!
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litelander8
Florida is actually super dope. Barely any taxes bc of tourism. There’s fucking manatees. MANATEES.
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RoseIsabella
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litelander8
Yes! Once with a tour when my eldest was like 7. He got in trouble for touching them but not with me! Lolol
The second time I rented a house on the water and the people who owned it provided us with, first a tiki tour and the next day just gave us a rental boat. It was amazing just parking the boat and swimming with them freely! But of course, I was able to tell everyone on the boat how to behave with the manatees bc of the previous guided tour. Florida is THA BOMB.
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ImDown4Anal
"Manatees".There's also lead water and cousin fuckers. But that don't there mean I'm a going to either.
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Grunewald
I have heard some things about Ohio.
Apparently an old guy by the name of 'Victoria's Secret' lives there.
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dude_Jones
Florida’s reptiles are way cooler. So are their nudist resorts and beaches. Ohio barely even has swamps. How boring.
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megadriver
Florida's pretty cool. Can't look half as cool driving an 80s car across Ohio, as you'd look driving it in Miami.
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RoseIsabella
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LloydAsher
Flordia of course. And this was before ohio poisoned it's own riverways.
Not shoveling 3 feet of snow would be a plus for flordia.
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Clunk42
They're both meme states. The men in Florida are supposedly insane and the laws of physics barely even apply in Ohio.
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
floridas great for a visit
ohio? nah
id claim florida residency for tax purposes if i hadta (or texas)
ohio? nah
live in either?
nah
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iEatZombies_
Honestly! And don't get me started on the spiders.. so many spiders. T.T
Which apprently I've developed a sensitivity to the venom some spiders produce- I got bit by a relatively normal spider, I was on crutches for two weeks! Cramps, heart palpiltations, etc.
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taebby22
I don't know how Ohio became a meme, I've been there a bunch of times and it's fine?
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BleedingPain
Both are objectively bad.
Florida has wild gators, florida man, Miami Man, swamp ass, hurricanes, WDW.
Ohio is, well, Ohio.
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AsterBean
I talk to people all over the country for work. I cringe whenever someone from Florida calls. It is guaranteed to be a stupid conversation. Being shady is a common personality trait there.
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EnglishLad
Living in the US is just a non-starter in my opinion. Not bad for a tourism destination (I wouldn't mind a road trip along route 66, for example, or a visit to Yellowstone national park), but living there and getting nickeled and dimed every day whilst being figuratively sodomized by corporate arseholes in a suit and tie? No thanks.
I'd sooner emigrate to Norway, Switzerland, or South Korea.
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StrawberryLollipop
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iEatZombies_
I chose Florida but I'd like to change my answer to Ohio for one reason:
Bugs.
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SkullsNRoses
Made me think of these songs:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUO-sRLotOI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HeGbDRbodNQ
General conclusion: Ohio is for emos and Florida is for whack jobs.
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Meowypowers
Odd binary choice. They are nothing alike... I would definitely choose Florida!
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Ligeia
Obviously Florida how is this a question? Ohio is one of the worst states and Florida one of the best.
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RoseIsabella
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