Ohhh the lettuce!!

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I don't know why but I get extreamly aroused by lettuce. Seeing the beautiful lettuce. It's so green and leafy I just can't control myself. I avoid the produce section at the market because its like a porno right before my eyes. Oh, the dirty things I'd love to do to that lettuce. Does anyone share my fetish for this delectable vegetable?

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  • merkel204
    13 years ago

    lets go out for a salad and discuss this.

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    • ParadiseLost1323
      9 years ago

      I just laughed out loud.

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  • sugarbunny772
    12 years ago

    i think your sick.

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    • ParadiseLost1323
      9 years ago

      I think you should take more English classes.

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