Oh snap!! ceiling fan on the loose!

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So I had a good friend come over to my house the other day to put up a ceiling fan. He's helped me out with things around the house before so I trusted him to do a good job this time. Soooooo I let him.

The deed was done in about 45 minutes and he was off. This was the perfect time to test out my new Hampton Bay Whitlock ceiling fan! I turned it on and it ran good for a bit but then... LORD HAVE MERCY THERE WAS THIS HORRIBLE SOUND! The fan started wobbling and detached from the ceiling and started flying around the living room! With lightning speed I ran and hid under the coffee table. The fan flew into the kitchen and chopped up a ham I had sitting on the counter. Afterwards it smashed through the window and flew into the neighbors yard and caused terror at their barbecue! One of the propellers flew off and smacked their bulldog in the ass and made it run away.

I don't think they know it's mine and I'm going to keep it that way.

Is it normal this happened?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    I like this silly story. What made you come up with it?
    :)
    Also, It made me think of this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu_df6SiUQU

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
    7 years ago

    Nice one Exterminator2 bored much?

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago

    Your friend is a secret ISIS terrorist, and was hoping to decapitate you for eating ham, because eating any pig product is haram (bad/evil). It happens a lot, you need to start sprinkling visitors to your house with holy water while reciting a The Lord's Prayer.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Ham is good

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  • guyiwthaname
    7 years ago

    Yeah, it is totally normal.
    One day, I called my buddy to repair my toaster. After a few tests it started throwing flames at me. I threw it out of the window and it ate the neighbors cat.

    I just waited 2-3 hours and after that time it worked fine.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I had a friend fix my microwave and the radiation became so strong that it mutated everything within a 10 mile radius.

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      • guyiwthaname
        7 years ago

        Yeah, that's so likely to happen. You just gotta wait things out. It will work later on

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