Now is the time

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Sitting here, thinking....and I mean really thinking. I realized that I am simply not coming close to tapping the potential I have. I'm not going to waste another moment. I will seize the day and I will utilize the talent that was given to me, given to me for a reason and a purpose.

I'm gonna take that newspaper and I will annihilate my toilet and I don't care how clogged it gets this time. It's all about to go down. I've been constipated all god damn day.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Squeeze easy, my friend... squeeze easy, and beware of hemorrhoidal inflammation.

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  • Darktown
    8 years ago

    "Do it. Do it"

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    Sleep it off OP. Sleep it off.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    You need to read my post about the great poop experiment, shit can get out of hand real quick.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    So, you're constipated? Fiber and/or laxatives will do the trick. If you're lactose intolerant like I am, eat a big bowl of ice cream and that'll choke your toilet with unrelenting mercy.

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  • Redcoats
    8 years ago

    You know what they say:

    A tablespoon of olive oil a day makes the poop go away.

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  • wigz
    8 years ago

    Clog your own toilet? That's....such a good plan....

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    I know this feeling.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    It really is due time.

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