Not knowing the difference between a fart and a queef?

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There was a middle-aged woman on the Dr Oz show who did not know the difference between a fart and a queef! She did not know how farts were made and how queefs came about.

So of course Dr Oz being Dr Oz, he has these huge visual aides of a butt and a vaginal region to explain to this woman how farts happen and how queefs happen. She did not know that the female reproductive organs were a "closed system", unlike the digestive system, and did not create the queef from within the body. How the fuck are you a middle-aged woman and you do not know this? I think most men even know how queefs are born!

Queef, queef, queefety-queef, muthafuckas!

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I am female and know darn well what queefs and farts are! 25
I am female and I do NOT know the science of queefs and farts. 6
I'm a male and even I know this! 8
I'm a male and I am pretty sure I know :/...probably...I think. Yeah. 4
I'm a male and have no clue.... 5
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  • Geneva5
    10 years ago

    I suggest eating a dozen fried eggs with asparagus /sardines / bacon and drinking 4litres of orange juice and 6 cups of coffee - then you will know what a fart is !

    Ps: I am psychic

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