North korea vs south korea, who will win?

Just wanting your opinions, I'm sure a lot of people will vote nothing, but you never know.

North Korea 3
South Korea 5
North Korea (with aid from an ally) 0
South Korea (with aid from an ally) 6
A conflict that will start a new world war 2
Nothing 5
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 11 )
  • dinz

    If North Korea was a person and at a party. He would be that dude that takes shit too seriously. If someone makes fun of him, he will burst out in anger threatening to destroy them. However everyone at the party knows he is full of shit and just ignores him.

    Angry at their lack of empathy. He heads to the kitchen and drinks excessively, goes back to the party and starts throwing punches at random people before he is booted out.

    Meanwhile the party continues, he barricades the house up so no one can escape and burns the house down from the outside. He walks away with a smirk and admires his work from a distance as the paramedics are dragging out the bodies.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Redcoats

      Well that escalated quickly.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • januarycurse

    North and South Korea couldn't possibly be more opposite. South Korea is economically and technologically advanced and the people have a high quality of life, while 99% of North Korea's population is starving. The only thing that makes North Korea a threat is that they have nukes.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Steve2.0

      No they don't. The closest thing North Korea has to a nuke is Kim Jong Un's microwave.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • thegypsysailor

    Are you serious? NK is but a spot of crap on the world's floor, ruled by an insane child.
    First sign of serious hostilities, the little shit with the funny hairstyle will execute all his military commanders and sit in a corner sucking his thumb,if the past is any indication.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • dinz

      But the issue is *puts on his serious hat* is IF North Korea does have nuclear weapons unlike other wars in the past, this won't be a localised war. It will cripple the entire planet potentially destroying mankind.

      The home front may not see the physical damage of war but it will surely feel the pinch with the economy going down the toilet. Some could argue that in the past countries like the United States did experience a boom during the last world war, but when it's manufacturing sector just packed up and shifted itself to North Korea's neighbour and the resources needed is now outside the United States, I highly doubt the United States would benefit.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • thegypsysailor

        I doubt anyone would benefit from a nuclear war.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • Steve2.0

          The nuke companies? Perhaps.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • thegypsysailor

            Gawd, what a jerk you can be.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Unimportant

    Nobody will win. The usual outcome of a war.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Steve2.0

      Oh grow a pair and fight.

      Comment Hidden ( show )