Normal to sh*t on your own balls when taking a dump?

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Ok, so I haven't done this personally, but I was discussing taking a crap with one of my mates the other day (as you do) and he got a little over excited and revealed to me that he's crapped on his balls before. After I quizzed him a little more and appeared incredulous he told me he's only done it once or twice, and only when his crap was 'particularly explosive'. I have NEVER crapped on my balls before. I don't see how anyone could. When I take a crap it's usually so cold my balls are like up inside my stomach, not hanging down in the goddamn bowl. Has anyone else done this before? Come close? Does it require particularly large/saggy balls or just that your balls aren't up inside you, away from the cold? I'd try crapping on my own balls bu yeah... messy. Thanks.

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  • diabolic_mushroom
    13 years ago | pl

    not normal, but possible. Scenarios include...

    Explosive diarrhea.

    Crapping in one's own pants (while wearing them).

    Having balls so big, you need a wheelbarrow to carry them in.
    --and--
    Taking a sh*t while doing a headstand.

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  • alaztair
    14 years ago

    @ crazydood

    You're an idiot.

    And no, he wasn't.

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  • joliegems
    14 years ago

    Yuck, that is so nasty. Long dangly balls are gross, especially feces covered balls. I feel sorry for his GF.

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  • BigRedOne
    14 years ago

    I have to hang on to mine so they dont dangle in the water.

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  • emmyems
    14 years ago

    "When I take a crap it's usually so cold my balls are like up inside my stomach, not hanging down in the goddamn bowl." I lol'd!

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  • copycat123
    14 years ago

    holy shit that guy must have some huge balls

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    • BrianPomona126
      14 years ago

      Sometime explosive diahrea can do it o_O

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  • spidzeedoo
    14 years ago

    unfortunately I've accidentally crapped my balls once or twice. Then I don't feel clean so I have to go take a shower to make sure my balls are ok.

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  • Kelaihc
    13 years ago

    I'm sorry, I know this isn't helpful, but...

    EW.
    EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWW.
    OH GOD. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

    Thank you.

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  • so_damn_unpretty
    13 years ago

    wow. so this is what boys talk about when we're not around eh

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      They have cooties. And... Poppie balls.

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago

    DOOOOO! YOOOUR! Balls hang low. Do they wobble to and fro...

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    • Kodzai
      6 years ago

      Lol

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  • FlyingCroomMonkey
    6 years ago

    So I'm here because the toilet I use is comically small, like one you would find in a kindergarten.

    It's extremely shallow in the front, so I have to turn sideways for the killshot when I gotta go to keep my junk off the porcelain.

    The base of my shizzle still touches the toilet seat inner edge, and it pushes my pork back.

    It occurred to me that if I had an improper balance of ass clearance to junk room I could potentiall push my junk under myself with the toilet seat.

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  • Miezekatz
    8 years ago

    only got a pussy

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  • hairyfairy
    10 years ago

    I have wondered if guys get crap on their balls when they take a dump, but then I do have way too much ttime on my hands, that`s why stuff like that goes through my mind.

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  • lalcina
    11 years ago

    this is great

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    First off, why would you talk about your loo habits?

    Secondly, I don't think it's normal at all. Unless, he's sick and has explosive diarrhea. That's the only possibility that I can think of...

    I hope he washes himself off good, because that's really gross.

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  • CornerGuy
    12 years ago

    This was really funny I'm laughing soooo hard it is difficult to type. The possible scenarios was priceless. There is something about the phrase "crapping my balls" that is fucking hilarious!!

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  • Evilllamas
    13 years ago

    no I have never done that.

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  • Sheldon
    13 years ago

    ^Bigred one^ that is fuckn disgusting, your balls touch the water? Definatly not normal

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Well, there goes my appetite.

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  • BaconAndCheese
    14 years ago

    Crazy sh*t. That's what gets on his balls.

    Just for the record. never happened to me, axecpt when I followed through this one time, and i was sat down. Now that was gross.

    Not normal (^_^)V

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  • Onethimesignin
    14 years ago

    He says your "friend" probably did.... aka "friend" = you

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  • Onethimesignin
    14 years ago

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk let me ask my husband.....

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  • Stupidlookingguy
    14 years ago

    I don't ever wanna do that! Quite disgusting /:
    Do you?

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  • lostinspace
    14 years ago

    All the cosmetic surgery procedures that have been developed and still nobody thinks of a procedure to put balls in a more convenient place. They really are a nuisance!

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  • budee
    14 years ago

    Wow that's serioisly fuckin grouse but good luck ball crappin hang thing :D

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  • Megabicuriouslesbianfaggot
    14 years ago

    WoW that is fucked up. I think that maybe hes just endowed well. Stuff that lol

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  • crazyd00d
    14 years ago

    WTF YOUR BALLS GO INSIDE YOUR STOMACH
    EWWWWWWW FUCK THATS GROSSS

    and no people dont shit on their balls
    your friend was probably kidding

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    ewwwww um so ur friend poo on ur balls?

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