Nobody. i vote nobody.

I'm all for a female U.S president, as long as it's not Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin. Donald Trump, all the way! No one builds walls like him!

if we had nobody at all it would still be an improvement over Obama !

Make America Great Again

Trump 2016

If you don't vote, then you have no right to voice an opinion thereafter. And even if you do, it won't matter, because you have chosen to opt out of your responsibility as a citizen.
If you can't find someone to vote for, then vote to prevent someone worse from getting in.

when is the last time you had your knob slobbered?

coke vs pepsi again

theys both killin me

whtever happened to plain ole water

clear and good

Vote for Nobody.

Nobody will keep election promises.
Nobody will listen to your concerns.
Nobody will help the poor and unemployed.
Nobody tells the truth.
Nobody cares!

Same shit, different asshole. I never vote. When people tell me I have no right to complain because I didn't vote, I tell them that they have no right to complain because they DID vote.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO MIDDLE OPTION? Seriously, through all extremes is no solution reached. Meaning, you can't solve problems using extremes. Now, they aren't exactly radicals, but the two parties represent the complete opposite of each other, and face the two edges. The parties seek two separate agendas, both of which increase debt drastically, and they both suck. There is middle ground, and yes, we could focus on defense or welfare, but why not cut funding to both, start spending less. Debt is making money useless. Ruining the nation. Cut it down, focus on fixing the nation. Then focus on frivolous shit like 3 billion dollar tanks and paying people not to get a job. Now, that solution in itself is an extreme, the middle ground isn't accepted by either side, and with no legitimate reason why.

I always tell people this but they never believe me: they are the same party. It doesn't matter who you "vote" in. You're going to get fucked in the ass either way. The American government is not about helping the people, and neither are all those lying two faced backstabbing asshole politicians that parade around on tv like assholes.

At least you won't get called up for jury duty.

At least Nobody cares if you vote for Nobody.

Yes, it IS that dismal and has been for decades. Wake up! No one that wants to be president should be allowed to take the office, it's a huge red flag.

And Hillary? Seriously? For fuck's sake, you couldn't do much worse. May be if you ran a venus fly trap and zombie Hitler as it's running mate, but otherwise, bottom of the barrel.

The whole system should be scrapped. At the very least, every single incumbent should be ousted, and anyone that's ever been an incumbent should be ineligible.

Being a buffoonish, idealistic white liberal your vote really doesn't matter much anyway. I'd focus more on trivial things in life, like Disney movies.

It's cute how you think the public actually has the power to decide who gets in the white house :). We have no such power, they will put in who ever they want.