No harm, no foul. right?

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We've been married for 3 years. Only 1 child. Lots of oral the first two years we were together. After our baby was born I get some decent head maybe twice a month if I'm lucky. I've tried to make her understand how much I need oral satisfaction but she seems to think her half-ass effort is enough for me. Just a little more effort on her part would go a long way. So is it normal I sneak out at night and get ten dollar blow jobs from crack whores I pick up on the street? She sleeps like a log with having to tend to the baby all day. Getting out at night is pretty easy. She'll never find out. No harm, no foul, right? And its blow jobs only. It's not like I'm cheating on her.

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Based on 48 votes (15 yes)
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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Like anybody NEEDS oral sex. You sound so romantic, I can't believe she doesn't wish to be your 'crack whore' and service you any time you wish.

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    Try trolling with more creativity or believablility next time please 5/10

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  • buzzybimaybe
    8 years ago

    your post just got me hard I think that's hot you go and get blowjobs from crack whores!! I bet when you get it done it makes you cum just thinking that you're doing something bad huh?? its a huge turn on man!!

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    Do some yoga so you can suck your own dick. Problem solved!

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    She's tired, you moron, motherhood is tiring! Try giving her a lot more help around the home and she'll have more energy for herself and if you're lucky, for you too.

    You are fooling yourself: if she were giving blowjobs to another man, wouldn't you regard it as cheating?

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Soon you will get be infected with HIV

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    • Couman
      8 years ago

      Not likely, oral sex is very low risk in that regard.

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