New methods to thwart bear attacks!!
I'm not so sure I believe the old tired bear attack rule of "playing dead". How, exactly, do they know that the people who died in a bear attack weren't playing dead? They don't.
Since any method of thwarting a bear attack equally may or may not work, why not make up some new ones?
If you have another method to add, please comment!!
| Give the bear a lecture about how Jesus is his savior. | 3 | |
| Start jerking the bear off. | 5 | |
| Take a sacrificial midget with you whenever entering bear country. | 2 | |
| Tell the bear you have HIV and he may get it from your blood. | 2 | |
| Offer the bear one night with your hot wife/husband. | 2 | |
| Craft a human-size turtle shell to wear, go into shell upon attack. | 7 | |
| Other Method (comment) | 3 |