Never heard a girl fart...

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I'm a 22 year old guy and I have never once heard a girl rip arse. I feel like I've been deprived of something because of it.

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Based on 108 votes (49 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    <fart> <twang!> (thong broke from the force)

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  • weinereater
    12 years ago

    They fart all the time but they always let it out slow to hide it.

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  • GeminixHybridz
    12 years ago

    youtube it if you really want to hear; most girls just dont like farting around people...thats pretty normal...

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Everyone has gas.

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  • Geneva5
    12 years ago

    I love inhaling girl farts - best if you can get an air tight seal - keeps the flavour fresh. some great varieties - tuna egg and orange juice - burger milk and onions - are my personal faves. RIP ASS GIRLS - GUYS DIG IT !

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Yummy....

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      • Geneva5
        12 years ago

        I love to suck on female farts before I do wicked gangsta parachute jumps -

        Ps : I am a meth addict !

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    *Lol'ing at Devilla's comment*

    I have heard a girl fart before a few times. It was kind of hot...

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  • squirrelgirl
    12 years ago

    Well, from the way you typed "arse" instead of "ass", I can tell you're from the UK. My guess is that it's a cultural thing, because I'm an American girl and I fart out loud all the time.

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  • FakeName
    12 years ago

    Once you've been with a girl for a few years they start doing it. Or they do it in their sleep accidently. Or when they're drunk. Or when they laugh. Or when you scare them. But apart from that they never do it.

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  • BluntsRolled
    12 years ago

    My mom used to fart in front of me, I always thought it was kinda funny. :D

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    • Geneva5
      12 years ago

      She loves to fart for me when we are fucking - makes for Hott Sex - hope you are still cool about me and your mom - she does wicked ninja blowjobs - bet anal gas force is the best !

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      • BluntsRolled
        12 years ago

        Not cool dude.
        Don't talk about peoples mothers.

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  • flax
    12 years ago

    Haha!!!! This is gold! Just ask a close female friend or cousin or gf or something. My family is European so even the dog farts publicly, totally normal.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    Do you have a wife/gf? If so, ask her to fart lol

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  • Dizzee
    12 years ago

    LOL@"been deprived". Well, if you ever need a girl friend that can really... 'rip arse' I'm the girl for you. :P

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  • Geneva5
    12 years ago

    Real bitchez fart on demand !

    Ninja warrior SKILLZ !

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    most girls don't do that when you're still trying to decide if you want them or not

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  • tiffunny5
    12 years ago

    Thats because we don't ;)

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  • Dot123
    12 years ago

    Ask a woman to rip a big juicy blart all over your face.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      I honestly wouldn't mind if that happened.

      Not a blart though, just a regular faaaart. A lil smelly wouldn't hurt.

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      • PunkReggaeMAN21
        12 years ago

        LMAO! =)

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  • MissClaire
    12 years ago

    Its happening when you see a girl shift in their seat whilst holding their breath and scanning their 6

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  • Anime7
    12 years ago

    Everyone farts. However, from what I've observed girls try to hide it. In today's society women have this pedestal of beauty that they have to sit on and with this pressure means always being pretty. Obviously, farts are pretty. You're not missing out on much.

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