Need to jerk off in the morning to avoid sexual thoughts at work

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If I don't jerk off, I'll notice women's features more and my mind will start thinking dirty thoughts. It's distracting to be honest and I wish I didn't have to spend the extra five minutes in the morning taking care of this.

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Based on 8 votes (7 yes)
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  • paracetamol
    5 years ago

    Normal.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    You're normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Absolutely normal. I also jerk off when I wake up while still in the bed. I turn off the alarm and start surfing for porn. The difference is that I get dirty thoughts anyways, with our without that. That Hungarian girl is such a hottie when she bends over the damn desk.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Girls shouldn't be allowed to bend over.

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        They most certainly should. How else am I gonna enjoy my day?

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