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Is it normal that we are looking for new sex acts that my girlfriend and I can do together and not in a three way and no scat? We tried pegging , golden showers, making porn, snowballing , cream pie eating, public sex, bondage, exhibition , electricity, wigs and makeup you name it. Is it normal to want more and if so does anyone have ideas?
Personally I think it is time that the two of you "think out of the box", you are watching to much porn and this clouded your creativity!
Desist from watching porn for a week, stay celebite and only touch each other in passing, no groping allowed. Sit and talk to her whilst she is taking a bath/shower, no touching and vice versa whilst you are bathing/showering.
Talk to each other about your sexual desires and fantasies, again no touching allowed.
Keep at this behaviour for at least two weeks, then let nature take its course...remember exactly what she asked for when you were only looking and speaking, it is sure to spice up your sex life!
Two weeks talking about sexual fantasies without touching or groping? Totally not practical. Two days? That's more feasible. And certainly much more realistic. My wife and I sure as shit would never last two weeks. Why would we even want to?
That's... Amazingly good advice. I'm seriously impressed, and will definitely try this if I ever end up in a relationship again and the sex gets "dull". Probably the best advice I've read on this site to date. Well done.
Oh my gosh I saw that post earlier; the one with that person who likes getting strangled by her boyfriend in a clown costume? lol
Is that where a seemingly endless string of midget clowns keep popping out of her vagina?
Add lingerie? Synchronized Sex? Orgy party? Anal? With your friend and his girlfriend? Biting and licking? Flavored condoms? In a pool? I dunno...
So, my idea would be to try him crossdressing, so much variety. I love wearing lingerie and having a hard cock I can suck on.
Do things with feet. Lick her feet, have her step on a slice of cake and then eat it off her feet.
Smell her ass after a hot sweaty day. Or have her fart in your face
More ideas, hmm, why not just look up "fetish" on Pornhub or something - you are bound to get bucketloads of ideas there.
Or, just read a few posts on this site, pretty much every fetish known to man is here!
So that's what you do. You look up, "Weird gay sex acts" on Pornhub every morning to start your day. This is not a put down. I've just been curious why you seem so lively on this site every morning. I like to watch "Big butt black chicks" on the Hub myself but I'm hetero. To each his own I guess. Have a nice day.
Nope, never looked up any sort of gay of sex act on Pornhub. Weird sex acts, sure - I want to check none of my home movies have been released without my knowledge...
The reason I'm more active of your "morning" is because over here in Australia it's night. See, not all of us are stuck over in the USA. The internet is global now.
You have a nice day too.
So you are an Aussie are you? Well that kind of explains things. Lots of crocodiles and those primitive looking guys with those wide noses. And lots and lots and lots and lots of gay men. You must feel as though you are in paradise. Well, um, good dae, mate. Or however the fuck you people say it. Good da, mate? Good day, mate?
Hates Australians and accuses people of homophobia? Sounds like a guy we know.
1) Yes, much of out fauna can kill you one way or another. Makes life interesting.
2) Most Australians are descended from the same European stock most North Americans come from, so unless you're a "person of colour", we're much the same. If you ARE a "person of colour", then its ironic you complaining about the size of a person's nose.
3) No more gay/bi males here than anywhere else in the world, something around 8-10% from the figures I've seen. Perhaps Australians don't hide it as much as North Americans - we have less of a "Redneck/Religious" population. Perhaps that's why you act out so much?
4) It's "G'day mate".
Try scat.
You'll both love it.
Try ATM sex.
She will love the taste of her own scat on your cock when you ram it down her throat and gag her.
There's nothing wrong with her fudge in her mouth.