Natrual women
I'm attracted to women who are un-painted, un-pierced, un-tattooed, unshaved - just like nature intended (Bathing is OK).
It's very hard to find women who agree with this. It seems that make-up and leg shaving are the toughest things to give up.
Make-up isn't such a big deal, since it washes right off, but it takes weeks for leg hair to become soft and natural again after shaving.
Am I playing with a full deck? How many bricks short of a full load am I? Am I more than a half-bubble off plumb? Does my elevator go all the way to the top? Am I a few tacos short of a fiesta?